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[mouldytailcoat]

It's not fair! Not fucking fair at all.

Smith has no reason to claim all the willing women! None!

Mrs Norris will take me, won't you? Good girl.

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[tart_in_tartan]

Really Argus. Going with a cat? That's rather low, even for you.

[mouldytailcoat]

You're going with Smith! I was going to ask you, you know.

[tart_in_tartan]

Really.

If Mr. Smith is allowed multiple dates, I see no reason why I should not do the same. I suppose I could pencil you in, if only to save you the embarrassment of showing up with that cat of yours.

[mouldytailcoat]

Mrs Norris did have other plans, damn the luck. Guess that makes me your Head Date!

Pick you up at your office. Gotta go spit-shine my boots now.

[tart_in_tartan]

Let's not get hasty, Argus. There is still time before the Ball, and you never know what shining young knight may step in and snatch that title right away.

Do be prompt. I'll need to arrive in time to check out the opposition.