Jesus.

[mouldytailcoat]

The armour is watching me. I swear. I walk past and it's bloody watching me, watching me with its eyes. It mocks me, when my back is turned. It laughs at me, when it thinks I ain't in earshot.

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[grrgoyle]

That's just freaky!!

[iloatheyouall]

[grrgoyle]

[iloatheyouall]

[grrgoyle]

[iloatheyouall]

That. Is horrifying.

[hufflepuff4life]

TELL ME ABOUT IT!

[paparazzi_colin]

Justin,dude, I have so much to say to you before I become a zombie/vampire.
At first I saw you as a rival for the fair Ms Parkinson's affections but ever since you saved us from muggle London you've become some one to look to and admire to!!
I've often hoped that when I'm in my sixth year I'll be as cool as you and I'll ride the giant squid and have a super fit girlfriend, alas this will never come to pass but you should know that for the brief time you touched my life you inspired me dude!!

[hufflepuff4life]

Thanks, Colin.

Er, what, though? Zombie/vampire?

[paparazzi_colin]

I was bitten by a Veela so I'm going to turn into a zombie/vampire, it's pretty upsetting!!

[hufflepuff4life]

Oh.

Um, I'm not really up on these things, but wouldn't being bitten by a Veela turn you into, I don't know, a Veela? I'm pretty sure only Zombies can make Zombies, and as far as Vampires go, I'm pretty sure that to make you a vampire they have to suck your blood. And then you have to suck their blood. It's like a whole big sucking thing.

You might want to check with Madam Pomfrey, though.

Er, if you do get zombified, or whatnot: can I have your camera?

[paparazzi_colin]

If Cedric can still shag Cho I can still operate a shutter speed, so the answer is a BIG FAT NO!!!