i write this at the risk of sounding completely corny, but who cares!
So I think I've been what you'd call a horrendously craptastic friend as of late.
I know I can't really make up for my ignorance or insensitivity or lack of tact or just plain obliviousness sometimes but I just want all of you to know I LOVE YOU VERY MUCHLY ♥ ♥ ♥ and I do care and all you need to do is smack me in the head and sit me down and pour out all your woes and sorrows if ever you have problems be they about love or friendship or family or evil teachers and homework and I will listen patiently and attentively and give you some of my sought-after (okay, I'm kidding, really) advice and a big, tight hug and bug you 'til you feel better (hopefully) because that's what friends do. You could also coerce me into buying you ice cream... but um, WORST CASE SCENARIO YEAH? Stay strong! Keep your chin up! Conquer all evil obstacles! Because I only want to see the smiles on your faces. (:
Oh, during PE today while we were playing handball, the ball smacked right into my hand and now the fourth finger of my left hand has swelled to 1.5 times its original size... it's purple and bloated. Like an eggplant! I've been going around waving my hand in everyone's faces. Call me a sadist, but it gives me a sick thrill to hear people's reactions.
And and and to Elizabeth the retard who actually managed to forget the existence of the smiley :D (no, seriously, who does that? only dumb birds) - here's your favourite alphabet just for you... dun dun dun dun (hee)
D D D D D D D
Omg this is such an unusually chirpy post... I scare myself a little sometimes.
I know I can't really make up for my ignorance or insensitivity or lack of tact or just plain obliviousness sometimes but I just want all of you to know I LOVE YOU VERY MUCHLY ♥ ♥ ♥ and I do care and all you need to do is smack me in the head and sit me down and pour out all your woes and sorrows if ever you have problems be they about love or friendship or family or evil teachers and homework and I will listen patiently and attentively and give you some of my sought-after (okay, I'm kidding, really) advice and a big, tight hug and bug you 'til you feel better (hopefully) because that's what friends do. You could also coerce me into buying you ice cream... but um, WORST CASE SCENARIO YEAH? Stay strong! Keep your chin up! Conquer all evil obstacles! Because I only want to see the smiles on your faces. (:
Oh, during PE today while we were playing handball, the ball smacked right into my hand and now the fourth finger of my left hand has swelled to 1.5 times its original size... it's purple and bloated. Like an eggplant! I've been going around waving my hand in everyone's faces. Call me a sadist, but it gives me a sick thrill to hear people's reactions.
And and and to Elizabeth the retard who actually managed to forget the existence of the smiley :D (no, seriously, who does that? only dumb birds) - here's your favourite alphabet just for you... dun dun dun dun (hee)
D D D D D D D
Omg this is such an unusually chirpy post... I scare myself a little sometimes.