40 THINGS
I was aiming for 50 but whatever:
1: I have never in my life inhaled from a cigarette.
2: I haven't read a book in well over 2 years :(
3: I can ride a bike with no hands really really well.
4: I have a mild receding hairline (I think).
5: I used to be a prodigious child until around grade 7 when everyone else caught up to me.
6: I have been arrested for defacing public property. (NOTE: please do not read this as defecating on public property thx)
7: I never fart in front of anyone, not even family members. Shit is GROSS.
8: Pot makes me unbelievably paranoid and shakey. I can only smoke with close close friends and be comfortable.
9: I got fired from my very first job at McDonald's for missing one shift.
10: I am never 100% satisfied with my hair ever.
11: I am attracted to cute girls. A girl can be the hottest thing on face of the earth, but if she's not cute, forget it. Cause let's face it, "hot" girls look embarrassing when they act silly.
12: My largest and most permanent scar is on my face from when I got a mole removed.
13: I weigh 130lbs.
14: I gave a friend of mine a permanent facial scar in grade 4.
15: I have trouble watching violent movies in uncomfortable settings. I had to leave class in grade 11 during a shop safety video.
16: I have only ever seriously kissed 5 girls in my life.
17: My favourite TV show is probably the last half of Extreme Makeover Home Edition (I don't watch much TV)
18: I can speak basic Japanese.
19: I almost died on a boat in Mexico once.
20: Pears are my favourite fruit.
21: To me a good friend is one who you can kick back, laugh with and be comfortable around, not being ashamed to hide anything.
22: I've kissed 2 different dudes on the lips. I'm pretty sure one of the dudes was gay.
23: I have never lost a fight. And I used to fight a lot in elementary school.
24: I am absolutely terrible on first impressions. People usually only start liking me after they get to know me. People who don't know me think I'm weird (which is about right).
25: I have to shave every second day.
26: I am waiting for an occasion where I can really dress up.
27: I collected the following toys when I was a kid: Muscles, Mighty Max, Savage Mondo Blitzers, Battle Beasts, Z-Bots, Trash Bag Bunch and Wheeled Warriors.
28: In grade 12, I crashed my family van into a traffic pole and drove off afterwards. The cops ended up pulling me out of work at McDonald's while I was working the counter (much to the shock and entertainment of the Somalian kids I befriended while working there).
29: My old band played a gig at a gay bar in Kingston.
30: I bought a pair of women's pants a while ago and swear to god, they are the best fitting pair of pants I have ever owned.
31: I almost had a picture I drew tattooed on someone I barely knew's ass.
32: I was the best at doing The Robot in high school. Like, even the breakdancing kids were like "damn".
33: I was .5% away from winning the Computer Science award in high school, but instead it went to the kid who won the math, science and overall academic achievement award.
34: I have played competitive soccer for 8 years of my life. Each year I was the absolute worst player on the team. My older brother ironically was the best every year.
35: Actually, I was very active throughout my childhood, but being the worst at everything made me give up on sports entirely and learn how to play the drums.
36: Actually, scratch that, I was fucking untouchable at dodge ball.
37: I flip out if I smell even slightly of BO. I've only smelled like sick, onioney BO once, 4 days after I switched from anti-perspirant to deoderant. Upon discovering it, I immediately left the house at 3am and went out and bought a stick of anti-perspirant.
38: I am crabby a lot of times, but if I am ever in a good mood and someone ruins that, I am seriously pissed off FOREVER.
39: I am going fucking nuts in my house. Heaven would be moving out. As lame as it sounds, money is the only thing keeping me from being satisfied with my life.
40: I have bad habit of telling the same people the same thing. My memory isn't bad, there are just some things I neglect to remember.
1: I have never in my life inhaled from a cigarette.
2: I haven't read a book in well over 2 years :(
3: I can ride a bike with no hands really really well.
4: I have a mild receding hairline (I think).
5: I used to be a prodigious child until around grade 7 when everyone else caught up to me.
6: I have been arrested for defacing public property. (NOTE: please do not read this as defecating on public property thx)
7: I never fart in front of anyone, not even family members. Shit is GROSS.
8: Pot makes me unbelievably paranoid and shakey. I can only smoke with close close friends and be comfortable.
9: I got fired from my very first job at McDonald's for missing one shift.
10: I am never 100% satisfied with my hair ever.
11: I am attracted to cute girls. A girl can be the hottest thing on face of the earth, but if she's not cute, forget it. Cause let's face it, "hot" girls look embarrassing when they act silly.
12: My largest and most permanent scar is on my face from when I got a mole removed.
13: I weigh 130lbs.
14: I gave a friend of mine a permanent facial scar in grade 4.
15: I have trouble watching violent movies in uncomfortable settings. I had to leave class in grade 11 during a shop safety video.
16: I have only ever seriously kissed 5 girls in my life.
17: My favourite TV show is probably the last half of Extreme Makeover Home Edition (I don't watch much TV)
18: I can speak basic Japanese.
19: I almost died on a boat in Mexico once.
20: Pears are my favourite fruit.
21: To me a good friend is one who you can kick back, laugh with and be comfortable around, not being ashamed to hide anything.
22: I've kissed 2 different dudes on the lips. I'm pretty sure one of the dudes was gay.
23: I have never lost a fight. And I used to fight a lot in elementary school.
24: I am absolutely terrible on first impressions. People usually only start liking me after they get to know me. People who don't know me think I'm weird (which is about right).
25: I have to shave every second day.
26: I am waiting for an occasion where I can really dress up.
27: I collected the following toys when I was a kid: Muscles, Mighty Max, Savage Mondo Blitzers, Battle Beasts, Z-Bots, Trash Bag Bunch and Wheeled Warriors.
28: In grade 12, I crashed my family van into a traffic pole and drove off afterwards. The cops ended up pulling me out of work at McDonald's while I was working the counter (much to the shock and entertainment of the Somalian kids I befriended while working there).
29: My old band played a gig at a gay bar in Kingston.
30: I bought a pair of women's pants a while ago and swear to god, they are the best fitting pair of pants I have ever owned.
31: I almost had a picture I drew tattooed on someone I barely knew's ass.
32: I was the best at doing The Robot in high school. Like, even the breakdancing kids were like "damn".
33: I was .5% away from winning the Computer Science award in high school, but instead it went to the kid who won the math, science and overall academic achievement award.
34: I have played competitive soccer for 8 years of my life. Each year I was the absolute worst player on the team. My older brother ironically was the best every year.
35: Actually, I was very active throughout my childhood, but being the worst at everything made me give up on sports entirely and learn how to play the drums.
36: Actually, scratch that, I was fucking untouchable at dodge ball.
37: I flip out if I smell even slightly of BO. I've only smelled like sick, onioney BO once, 4 days after I switched from anti-perspirant to deoderant. Upon discovering it, I immediately left the house at 3am and went out and bought a stick of anti-perspirant.
38: I am crabby a lot of times, but if I am ever in a good mood and someone ruins that, I am seriously pissed off FOREVER.
39: I am going fucking nuts in my house. Heaven would be moving out. As lame as it sounds, money is the only thing keeping me from being satisfied with my life.
40: I have bad habit of telling the same people the same thing. My memory isn't bad, there are just some things I neglect to remember.