!NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS!

[motoxsurfinchic]

VERY bored at work, so I found some "interesting" New Years Resolutions.

In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Get an STD

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In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Find out who I got that STD from.

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In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Stop smoking pot by taking up crack instead.

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In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Take over the world.

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In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Swallow more, spit less.

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In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Getting myself admitted to a mental institution.

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In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Start Smoking.

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In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Sleep my way to the top.

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In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Make the FBIs most wanted list.

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In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Start working on the street corner.

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In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Make more enemies than friends.

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In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Start a cult.

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In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Become a slut.

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In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Fail all of my classes.

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In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Drink more beer.

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In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Stop Making Silly Resolutions.

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