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[motorway065]

If I could fucking get away with throwing a goddamn molotov cocktail into every single apartment into this complex, I would

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[hamburgerjack]

You do realize that is attempted assault with a deadly weapon and you could have/should have called the police?

Boyfriend here.

[sirslashnhack]

I'd rather call the Department of Human Services. The police themselves would be a little inappropriate considering that, one, they're completely inept, and two, the armed assailant was a small boy, even though he may very well be possessed by Satan. They'll wonder why we took so long to call. DHS, on the other hand, will show up anytime, and will provide a much more significant response other than filling out a report and doing nothing.

This isn't the first time we've had to deal with these people. I seek finality in this, and the one thing that the police of this shithole have demonstrated is that they're incapable of resolving the most insignificant dispute.

Re: Boyfriend here.

[hamburgerjack]

Well that sucks.

I'd call DHS then. I mean, why was this kid just outside throwing fucking chunks of concrete around anyway.

D: And more to the point, jeez this sounds like a terrible neighborhood. I'd say move, but no one can just pick up and go.

Re: Boyfriend here.

[motorway065]

The lease has expired, so we don't have to stay here, but the problem is our next destination is Massachusetts and we don't have the money for us and the dog to make a cross-half-country move just yet. And as much as this place sucks, it'd be cheaper for us to stay put for that time instead of trying to find another place in town for a short period of time.

We've given ourselves a deadline of six months to save up. In the meantime I'll just hope that brat locks his family out of the apartment again so I can have a nice guffaw at their expense.

Re: Boyfriend here.

[sirslashnhack]

Oh, god, that was fucking great. The only time I laughed harder was when Schrodinger ran into the apartment of the people who tried throwing him out.

Re: Boyfriend here.

[hamburgerjack]

Or catch his ass on a dark night and beat that ass.

Oh, how I miss the days where it was perfectly alright to beat other people's children's ass.

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You know what's good? A spray bottle. Full of oil. And then... have a lighter handy! :D

Re: Boyfriend here.

[sirslashnhack]

Well, the kid has a history of being an asshole. Blocking stairways so we can't get up when we're walking our dogs, playing ding-dong-ditch with our door knocker, disrespecting other people's property, you name it. Oh, and the mother's a real winner, too, as I suspect she's one of the people ditching shopping carts from the local Wal-Mart; I've seen her numerous times crashing it into the side of a dumpster, which contributes to our theory of her either being a crackhead or being mentally handicapped.