Irony
So I've seen this Lean Cuisine commercial several times, they've been going on this retarded idea for quite some time. 3 late twenties, early 30s hoochies are talking about the crappy junk food they ingested in place of a meal -who knows why- but anyways, it always ends up with this short brown haired chic telling what she ate, something good I suppose, and they all look at her like idiots. Then she defends it with "it was one of those lean cuisine meals". They've adapted the commercial to all of lean cuisine's "brilliant" new ideas, including the latest low carb one or some crap. Anyways the point of all this is the one who is sort of the spokesperson, reappearing in all of the commercials as the smart one who eats LC has gotten noticeably fatter since the beginning. The latest one shows the biggest change, that's when I noticed anyways, but am I the only one that finds this incredibly stupid/hilarius? "Buy our product, we swear you'll lose weight...our spokeswoman? oh, she just has a glandular problem...or something" If I were in charge she'd be sellin shoes at Kmart. I could see it now...
"Hey uhh Sandra, come in here for a second. What does this box say? That's right, LEAN cuisine. Not 'stuff my face after work with deep fried marshmellows' cuisine. You know how stupid this company looks right now because of you? If you had a desk, I would demand that it be burned, but since we obviously don't pay you to think, about anything at all, just make sure and open the door wide enough to squeeze your fired butt through."
Was that mean? Oh well, she makes more money than me anyways. For now.
"Hey uhh Sandra, come in here for a second. What does this box say? That's right, LEAN cuisine. Not 'stuff my face after work with deep fried marshmellows' cuisine. You know how stupid this company looks right now because of you? If you had a desk, I would demand that it be burned, but since we obviously don't pay you to think, about anything at all, just make sure and open the door wide enough to squeeze your fired butt through."
Was that mean? Oh well, she makes more money than me anyways. For now.