GUDBAI FUR NAO
IN A FEW HOURS I WILL MARCH MYSELF TO COMPULSORY (AND BOOT-LIKE) CAMP IN WHICH I WILL BE FORCED TO DO DANGEROUS (OOH) AND DIRTY (AHH) THINGS. I HOPE TO REMAIN SAFE BUT THAT IS A LOT TO HOPE FOR GIVEN MY PROPENSITY FOR IRRATIONAL ACTIONS AND DUMB LUCK. YOU WILL PRAY FOR MY SAFETY SO THAT I CAN AMUSE YOU BY RELATING MY EXPERIENCES IN A MOST ENTERTAINING MANNER ONCE I RETURN HOME (HOPEFULLY WITH BOTH HANDS AND HEAD ATTACHED.) THE END.