a children's treasury of dsrk fanfictions

[motorbike]

For crackjaw. I have a fourth one almost done as promised, but for now there's these:

Comments

[crackjaw]

DELICIOUS eeeeeeeeeee

my favorite part is all of it :3 :3 :3 though perhaps particularly Narumi's imported everything

/MEMS

[motorbike]

My favorite part of DS:RK is the way nothing makes sense. Like how Narumi has millions of yens and Raidou stays in school.

[crackjaw]

I do not understand how Raidou is in school. You control him the whole day, he does shit at night, when does he have time? When does he sleep? In my mind both games just happen during summer vacation.

[motorbike]

I think that's part of the joke, like. At one point some girls from the girl school come up to him all, Dude where have you been?

UM KILLING DEMONS AND SAVING THE WORLD U DUMB BITCH

Raidou clearly sleeps in the office area, I have figured this out through close surveying of scene blocking in the game. This is not a lie /kills self

[crackjaw]

and so Raidou will fail to graduate and spend his adult existence living as a bum/in Narumi's office

Nat how do you even see these things

[motorbike]

I think Raidou will be valedictorian because can you imagine him failing any subject, and by failing I mean getting less than 100%

How I see these things is I live by myself and I am ......so lonely

[crackjaw]

His senior project will be curing cancer I bet

it's okay we all have our uh

fixations

I won't judge...

[motorbike]

I want Raidou to be a high school math teacher

[crackjaw]

If my math teacher had shown up every day dressed as classily as Raidou I might have actually paid attention.

[motorbike]

Every boy would have a crush on him but none would pass

hypocrite

[motorbike]

[crackjaw]

but why wouldn't you want Raidou in you house

[motorbike]

dude's hypocritical as expected