According to my research, the Spanish for "smelly pirate hooker" would be "puta apestosa pirata," though confirmation is pending.
(A point of note is that, while the Spanish Babelfish feed correctly identifies "hooker" as "person of negotiable affection," as in,
-- "Interesting that the only two jobs you consider me qualified for are secretary and hooker."
-- "You are not qualified to be a secretary,"
the Russian feed maintains the word connotates a "рыболовное судно," or "fishing vessel." Charming.)
Dissertation continues.
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UPDATED FUTURE PLANS:
Circa April 16-22:
Following the success of 2006's debut, we've added A-Nat-Tommy Tour 2007, NYC, to our itinerary. One week of couch surfing, freeloading, and celebrating. Possible stopovers in Boston; B-baltimore? PLEASE FEED AND HOUSE US, WE ARE NICE.
April 27:
COACHELLA; hilarious jacuzzi adventures (boy, I hope!).
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MP3's OF THE MOMENT:
Intelligent lounge music!
TRIO MOCOTO -
Kibe Cru VAL BENNETT -
The Russians Are Coming OJOS DE BRUJO -
Feedback (Nitin Sawhney Remix) MIHO HATORI -
Barracuda ...Also, ALBUMS THAT MAKE ME INEXPLICABLY HOT AND BOTHERED: Of Montreal;
Hissing Fauna, Are You the Destroyer? More .... um, later.