OH YOU GUYS <3

[motorbike]

All right, I'm posting. Don't make me cry please, not that you would, but I tried. I never try.

Comments

[beeblebabe]

LIES, RUMORS OF YOU BEING A TOURETTIC SEVEN YEAR OLD

THESE ARE GOOD

Oh crap, I said I wasn't reacting. WELL WHATEVER. I like them all, particularly the grumpy narration in the first, and the nice word shapes in the second.

SO THERE.

ALSO: AM UPLOADING A PRESENT FOR YOU

[motorbike]

Are they good? I thought they were horribly out of character and lame+unsexy on the first and sappy on the second and third. BUT I FEEL BETTER NOW YAY.

I am excited about presents of all sorts, but my favorite present ever would start with I and end with Stanbul.

[beeblebabe]

They are good they are! First one is definitely not lame, definitely clever (see: rhymes with posies) and sexxy! Second and third EVER SO NOT SAPPY WHAT ARE YOU SEEEENKINK, they paint pretty feelings in my head.

Present: IS NOT ISTANBUL, I AM SORRY, but some friend on the internet BOUGHT ME THE FIRST DVD OF GANKUTSUOU O WHAT so that will maybe get my ass in gear.

My present is a big zip file full of gangsta rap.

[motorbike]

GANSGTA RAP MAKES ME SO HAPPY ♥! BITCHES BETTER REPRESENT ♥!!

I am very happy I posted these now, else I would not have gotten to bask in JOY + GLEE.

(ASS IN GEAR ALRO MAKES ME HAPPY. YES, I MEAN IT IN THAT WAY.)

[motorbike]

PS: But I can also write tourretic seven-year old fic, watch:

THE SEX WAS HOT AND PLEISURABUL AND AFTERWARDS HE FELT THE PAIN OF DESPEAR

[beeblebabe]

NEEDS MORE SWEARS