Random thoughts.
Maybe I should start being an arrogant, self-absorbed, know-it-all cunt. Maybe I should not answer my phone, ever. Maybe I should tell you I'll call you back, when the reality of it is, I'll wait for you to call me back three different times before I return your call. Maybe I should justify every, single one of my actions, because no matter what, there's always a reason for everything, and I am always in the right. Maybe I should talk with such confidence, such egotism, that it makes you second-guess everything that you know to be true.
I can do all of this because, duh, I go to college.