May 20, 2004 09:45
stardate 2099...
Its so strange being up and active so early. These little men that they call children have an excessive amount of energy. Nothing seems to calm these so called "boys." They are now running around the backyard with guns shooting small pieces of potatoes at one another. I can't quite comprehend their level of intelligence. I think all the energy is just a front. I feel if I look away for one second they will suck out my brains with their "boys will be boys" attitude. It's only 1 hour and 40 minutes into the mission. Will I make it out alive. I'm beginning to wonder.
Soon, I must take them to an open space and eat on a table they have provided for us in this space. I'm thinking a bread dish with cheese and tomatoes. Maybe after an excessive intake of this substance they will begin to settle. We shall she.
I hope to live another day to share my experience.