Not autobiographical, but I did like sharks at that age
So then I got to panel 3 and I was like, "what if I didn't change the words at all here?"
As far as I know, this is the first time anyone has ever tried this take on it, which I guess is sort of surprising.
Also, I didn't do this on purpose, but it turns out that Kristen Bukowski is totally a real person. I'd have to ask her whether she's ever made out at Jurassic Park*, but I don't want to go through the trouble of rewriting it with a different fake name that will inevitably turn out to be a real person.
Man, the internet makes everything weird.
* - Ok, she probably didn't because she would've been like 8 years old or something. Maybe there's another, slightly older KB out there?