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I can't believe the amount of people who are voluntarily eating vegetables today. I haven't eaten fruit or veg since I stopped living with my mum. And I'm telling you... I'm not about to start again now. Especially now I see it seems to be leading people to behave like rabbits. People hopping all over the place... Not to mention anything else. I had to shield my eyes at one point on the way to work this morning.
Of course, I will still be eating vegetables if they're in any takeaways that I might order. It would be silly to start picking those out. And I think a minimal amount may be essential to my survival.
On another note, as Roy correctly pointed out to me upon his arrival, there is an awful lot of swearing going on on this Network. I was working on a profanity filter, but after Roy's attempts to invent the internet got him blocked from his device, I decided not to chance it.
So if everyone could please keep swearing down to a minimum, I would be most grateful. There are perfectly acceptable alternatives such as flip, or... I don't know. Floppers. Or if you're a real potty mouth; motherfudger.
Of course, I will still be eating vegetables if they're in any takeaways that I might order. It would be silly to start picking those out. And I think a minimal amount may be essential to my survival.
On another note, as Roy correctly pointed out to me upon his arrival, there is an awful lot of swearing going on on this Network. I was working on a profanity filter, but after Roy's attempts to invent the internet got him blocked from his device, I decided not to chance it.
So if everyone could please keep swearing down to a minimum, I would be most grateful. There are perfectly acceptable alternatives such as flip, or... I don't know. Floppers. Or if you're a real potty mouth; motherfudger.