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Feb 01, 2005 19:04

I'm in one of those moods, again ( Read more... )

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jackie__kennedy February 2 2005, 06:03:33 UTC

I think pervertedly and dirty.

Example:

Diana says, "Bush is a jerk."
*thinks to self* Hmmm, you can't really jerk off a girl, can you, unless you have really dexterous and nimble fingers...

motherstinker February 2 2005, 21:06:27 UTC

My favorite anti-Bush sign ever: Vote Abstinence 2004! No Dick! No Bush!

I like to imagine intimidating people with authority in sexual situations. Well, I don't do it on purpose. My mind has a tendency to go off on its own sometimes.

jackie__kennedy February 2 2005, 21:09:03 UTC

hahahaha exactly.

My favorite Anti-Bush sign was one kind of like that,

DICK + BUSH = FUCKED

Pardon if I've already said that one.

I've always imagined Bush as a drunken horndog and Laura as always saying "But Georgie, I have a HEADACHE."

YEEE-HAW! motherstinker February 3 2005, 02:21:13 UTC

hahaaha probably true, too.

Re: YEEE-HAW! jackie__kennedy February 3 2005, 02:22:18 UTC

I mean, I bet they've only had sex once, just to ensure offspring. hahaha

Re: YEEE-HAW! motherstinker February 3 2005, 02:24:25 UTC

Twice, unfortunately. Blaaaaagh.

Re: YEEE-HAW! jackie__kennedy February 3 2005, 02:25:59 UTC

The Bush twins? You mean they aren't actually TWINS? wtf?

Re: YEEE-HAW! motherstinker February 3 2005, 02:33:43 UTC

They're twins? Oops. Well, still gross. That's like birthing two shits with one fuck.

Re: YEEE-HAW! jackie__kennedy February 3 2005, 02:34:21 UTC

haha it's like having to flush the toliet twice after one big shit.

Re: YEEE-HAW! motherstinker February 3 2005, 02:36:01 UTC

Whatever it is, it has something significant to do with feces.

Re: YEEE-HAW! jackie__kennedy February 3 2005, 02:37:06 UTC

I like vaginas.

Re: YEEE-HAW! motherstinker February 3 2005, 02:42:54 UTC

I learned the plural for vagina: vaginae.

So now I can totally walk up to a group of my girls that are friends and say, "'Sup vaginae?"

Re: YEEE-HAW! jackie__kennedy February 3 2005, 02:56:06 UTC

Hahahaha that's one of my favorite words.

I wrote it on my friend's paper the other day and she was like "Vagina E?"

It was great. hahahaha.

Re: YEEE-HAW! jackie__kennedy February 3 2005, 02:32:12 UTC

PS--Do you know of any household products that would be good for lightening hair? I'm bored and implusive and want to lighten it right now IMMEDIATELY. Please. You're my cool savvy style goddess.

Re: YEEE-HAW! motherstinker February 3 2005, 02:34:49 UTC

Not unless you want to burn your face off. Ech. I think peroxide works, but I wouldn't recommend it.

Re: YEEE-HAW! jackie__kennedy February 3 2005, 02:35:50 UTC

You mean nothing I would already find in my house? You're effing kidding me. I'm implusive and hyper and want to do something to change how I look right NOW.

And why wouldn't you reccomend peroxide?

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