ALL HAIL THE BUS DRIVER!

[motherprussia]

So my new dream is to become a bus driver. It all started when dave asked "kulvars?" and I said yes, and I needed to put pants on because I was only wearing shorts, so I put on these dressy pants, with a pleeeet and erthing, and then I thought "do I have a nice shirt?" and I did have a short sleeve blue button up collared shirt (a Hensley shirt if you know what I mean), and I put that on over the shirt I was already wearing. I then went to KKKulvars with dave and had a custardccino which is delish because I like coffee now as long as it isn't real coffee and there is lots of sugar and cream involved up in this biaaatch. The thing about coffee is that it makes me shit, but I covered that in my last entry. Anyway, the clothes that I had put on made me look like a bus driver. My new name is larry, so if you have a larry nametag anyone I am interested in it for certain. Gus and Ralph were also possibilities for names.

I'm a little torn up, but that's because he had a big ol dick