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Apr 15, 2006 22:35

Easter bunny what the fuck who are you? I do not understand your function. I saw you at the mall the other day, and i'm confused by your contrived costume and you're easter eggs, the bunny bunny that you are. It should have been an easter platypus or an easter spiny porcupine because they are mammals that lay eggs like bitches. But you know, jesus is a zombie, and I can't trust anything that bleed for three days and doesn't die. I'M STEALING ALL MY MATERIAL. FRAUD!

Puggy Pearson is dead.

Is 21 a youth? How old is that? I don't know.

The weather has given me some superpowers, superpowers like I'd like to thank the accedemy and I'd like to have sex with so many people, too many people to list, but if you are made up and/or have big breasts and/or a huge dick I want you in the butt, and you know who you are and if you don't I'd just your birth certificate. Australia could bring me riches one day I think but you don't nkow what I'm talk about. How is it where You are?

How is it where you are?

How is it where you are?

I'm still not old enough to rent a car, and I still gotta pay too much for car insurence even if I switch to Geicho and save a boatload on car insureance because I am a young mail/horrible driver. I am a good driver, I'll kill you with my goodness. I'm such a good friend. Time like these I wish I had something better to do, I'm only wearing shorts. The weather, did I mention it? again, no spell check or proof reading cuz this is more real. Send me nudes if you love me. No one loves me. Fucky ou
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