Тридцять один 31: The Two Slavic Sisters

[motheringnation]

[Hello Mayfield. Have you ever wondered what the world would be like without Russia? Well for one. ...there are two sisters without a brother. And Ukraine has had to take charge a lot more. As your maps start to fade and the Ukrainain nation starts to grow in size in your memories. Ukraine starts to take on ...some ....different traits.]

Poland,

Comments

[likesottlyfab]

First of all, Christmas is always in December.

Second of all, who'd seriously want to have it with you?

[motheringnation]

January dear.

And the people I have it every year with of course. Now Latvia and sister aren't here. But I've made some new friends also.

You will be coming. It's tradition.

[likesottlyfab]

December.

Besides I have plans that day. Lots and lots of plans. I totally can't make it.

[motheringnation]

You will.

[likesottlyfab]

[Rests his head against his free hand, releasing a slight sigh. He doesn't really have any plans other than maybe going to mass and he doesn't feel like getting pitchforked in the gut for Christmas.]

Alright. So let's say I did somehow manage to move something around and make an appearance at your lame dinner. What's in it for me?

[motheringnation]

Well I do have a present for you.

[She doesn't remember getting it. But it was in the house so she must have.]

[likesottlyfab]

I'll bring pierogis.

But keep the kissy faces with your boy toy to a minimum. I'm already gagging just thinking about how totally nauseating you two are.

Blegh.

[motheringnation]

Oh. But I like playing with him...

[likesottlyfab]

Yeah, I know. Like, everyone knows. We're all totally aware, I swear. You don't need to keep shoving it in people's faces. It's way tacky.

[motheringnation]

Alright dear. I'll try....try mind you. To keep it to a minimum.