Ending to the Worst Story Ever
The writer's workshop I attended this weekend had a contest to write the ending to the worst story ever. The following is mine. Amazingly, I only took third place.
"Nnnoooo," he screamd. "But I luv u!!!1!!"
"But I don't love u," Edward Cullen sed. "I love Harry POtter!!!"
And Edward Cullen kissed with tongue Harry Potter passionnately. It wuz HOT!!!1
Suddenly teh Death Eaters showed up. "We're goin to kill u Harry POtter," teh Deth Eaters screamed. "And we will drink you're blood and become Super Vampires," they said gothically.
"Look out Edward!!11" he yelled but was too late. "There going to KILL u!!"
"Abra Kedavra!!!1"
Edward Cullen sed, "Aaahhh!!!" and then he died.
"NOOO!!!" Harry Potter cried sadddly. "I cent live wit out u!:(" And Harry Potter cut his rists and blood was EVERYWHERE and Harry Potter died.
"Hahahahahahah!!!11!" Teh Death Eters laughed sinisterly. "We r #1ne!"
Then he woke up and realized it wuz all just a dream. Edward Cullen was asleep in teh bed all sparkly and stuff in the mornin son.
And Hitler lived happily ever after.
The Fin
And yes all the misspellings are intentional.
"Nnnoooo," he screamd. "But I luv u!!!1!!"
"But I don't love u," Edward Cullen sed. "I love Harry POtter!!!"
And Edward Cullen kissed with tongue Harry Potter passionnately. It wuz HOT!!!1
Suddenly teh Death Eaters showed up. "We're goin to kill u Harry POtter," teh Deth Eaters screamed. "And we will drink you're blood and become Super Vampires," they said gothically.
"Look out Edward!!11" he yelled but was too late. "There going to KILL u!!"
"Abra Kedavra!!!1"
Edward Cullen sed, "Aaahhh!!!" and then he died.
"NOOO!!!" Harry Potter cried sadddly. "I cent live wit out u!:(" And Harry Potter cut his rists and blood was EVERYWHERE and Harry Potter died.
"Hahahahahahah!!!11!" Teh Death Eters laughed sinisterly. "We r #1ne!"
Then he woke up and realized it wuz all just a dream. Edward Cullen was asleep in teh bed all sparkly and stuff in the mornin son.
And Hitler lived happily ever after.
The Fin
And yes all the misspellings are intentional.