what to do, what to do

[motherchucker9]

 i have absolutely no idea what i want to do with my life. my major is still undecided. WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO IN MY LIFE?!

i really have no fucking clue what i want to pursue as a career.

i'm not really good at very many things...

options:
-professional drinker
-pro partier (party-er? sp? ha; see above)
-bump and grinder
-SEXUAL DEVIANT

ding ding ding. i think the last one wins.