A bundle of randomness
How about I left my fuckin shoes at Brads...AGAIN! I don't know how the hellI keep doing that. Brad, do not go parading around in my fuzzy slippers, dammit. Oh, and I stole ur flip flops in return :D Which, of course, I will go parading around in cuz I can do that. Shut up and yo Momma!
So yeah, I was in H'burg for the weekend. I don't remember much becuz I was in a drunken haze the whole time I was there. I met Mesia, that I do remember. She's so cute and tiny. I wanna put her in my pocket. It was good to just get the fuck away from the coast. Not that I don't love my hometown, I'm just so tired of my "home". Living situation sucks all kindsa ass right now, and for once, I don't see an end in sight. Normally, I'm all light-at-the-end-of-the-tunnel girl, but ugh! This fucking tunnel is long and full of fog that gets all up in ya face.
So what else? Yeah, we watched Ellen and Eddie Izzard. I laughed so damn hard I was PONY this morning lol Shut up...Brad gets it! I'm so fuckin corny...but yeah Eddie Izzard always reminds me of Joey for some reason. I do miss that damn Indian...Joey, not Eddie...Eddies fucking English...and damn, can he curse. I think that's why this post is peppered with fucks and shits and such. I'll calm down in a day or so. Oh, know what else I miss? Kool-Aid! Oh my God, I haven't had Kool-Aid in like fa eva man. I just heard my nephews talkin about that in the living room and I'm like hell yeah, lets go get some!
Billie Holiday...need I say more? I think she must have been one of the most beautiful women in the world...and that voice? Damn, did that woman mean what she said or what? It just penetrates lol...penetrates...okay stop it, I'm being mature right now...yeah, Lady Day and Lena Horne, I think, were just awesomely beautiful and soulful women. I say this cuz I'm on a "where has the music gone" kick...and really...what songstress do we have today who can compare? I would go with Aretha or Gladys, but thats still rather old school and I'm talking today. Tamia? Nah, I mean great voice but where is the emotion. Sad to say but I think Mary J. is the closest thing we've got today as far as voice tone and definitely emotion...and that's just lately cuz I can't stand most of her old stuff...Heather Headly? Yeah. Yeah! I'm feelin Heather.
All of that cuz I was thinking about the Holodeck on Star Trek TNG...I'd bang the fuck outta Captain Picard...and Diana Troi lol Brad and me have the stupidest conversations I swear, but try this on for size. If you needed to relax, and you had the Holodeck at ur disposal, what would u do? Brad stipulates no sex, and I'm like, not even oral? Nope, no sex...so tell me people...you and the Hollodeck...whats ur adventure? Show me urs and I'll show u mine :D
Lena
So yeah, I was in H'burg for the weekend. I don't remember much becuz I was in a drunken haze the whole time I was there. I met Mesia, that I do remember. She's so cute and tiny. I wanna put her in my pocket. It was good to just get the fuck away from the coast. Not that I don't love my hometown, I'm just so tired of my "home". Living situation sucks all kindsa ass right now, and for once, I don't see an end in sight. Normally, I'm all light-at-the-end-of-the-tunnel girl, but ugh! This fucking tunnel is long and full of fog that gets all up in ya face.
So what else? Yeah, we watched Ellen and Eddie Izzard. I laughed so damn hard I was PONY this morning lol Shut up...Brad gets it! I'm so fuckin corny...but yeah Eddie Izzard always reminds me of Joey for some reason. I do miss that damn Indian...Joey, not Eddie...Eddies fucking English...and damn, can he curse. I think that's why this post is peppered with fucks and shits and such. I'll calm down in a day or so. Oh, know what else I miss? Kool-Aid! Oh my God, I haven't had Kool-Aid in like fa eva man. I just heard my nephews talkin about that in the living room and I'm like hell yeah, lets go get some!
Billie Holiday...need I say more? I think she must have been one of the most beautiful women in the world...and that voice? Damn, did that woman mean what she said or what? It just penetrates lol...penetrates...okay stop it, I'm being mature right now...yeah, Lady Day and Lena Horne, I think, were just awesomely beautiful and soulful women. I say this cuz I'm on a "where has the music gone" kick...and really...what songstress do we have today who can compare? I would go with Aretha or Gladys, but thats still rather old school and I'm talking today. Tamia? Nah, I mean great voice but where is the emotion. Sad to say but I think Mary J. is the closest thing we've got today as far as voice tone and definitely emotion...and that's just lately cuz I can't stand most of her old stuff...Heather Headly? Yeah. Yeah! I'm feelin Heather.
All of that cuz I was thinking about the Holodeck on Star Trek TNG...I'd bang the fuck outta Captain Picard...and Diana Troi lol Brad and me have the stupidest conversations I swear, but try this on for size. If you needed to relax, and you had the Holodeck at ur disposal, what would u do? Brad stipulates no sex, and I'm like, not even oral? Nope, no sex...so tell me people...you and the Hollodeck...whats ur adventure? Show me urs and I'll show u mine :D
Lena