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what's your sign?
Apr 04, 2010 01:07
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wantsakitteh
April 4 2010, 01:11:53 UTC
Oooh, oldest pick up line in the book.
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smokingrockstar
April 4 2010, 01:27:36 UTC
Hey, baby, is your mom an oyster? 'Cause she sure spat out a pearl. [ Hideous lameass wink. ]
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wantsakitteh
April 4 2010, 01:37:20 UTC
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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smokingrockstar
April 4 2010, 01:43:58 UTC
Do you have a mirror in your pants, because I think I saw myself in them.
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wantsakitteh
April 4 2010, 01:49:20 UTC
I love every bone in your body... especially mine!
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smokingrockstar
April 4 2010, 01:54:09 UTC
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
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wantsakitteh
April 4 2010, 01:57:22 UTC
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
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smokingrockstar
April 4 2010, 02:02:24 UTC
I know you're not a horse, but can I ride you anyway?
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