Comments | mothdeath: what's your sign?

watercardinal in mothdeath

Apr 04, 2010 01:07

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wantsakitteh April 4 2010, 01:11:53 UTC

Oooh, oldest pick up line in the book.

smokingrockstar April 4 2010, 01:27:36 UTC

Hey, baby, is your mom an oyster? 'Cause she sure spat out a pearl. [ Hideous lameass wink. ]

wantsakitteh April 4 2010, 01:37:20 UTC

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

smokingrockstar April 4 2010, 01:43:58 UTC

Do you have a mirror in your pants, because I think I saw myself in them.

wantsakitteh April 4 2010, 01:49:20 UTC

I love every bone in your body... especially mine!

smokingrockstar April 4 2010, 01:54:09 UTC

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

wantsakitteh April 4 2010, 01:57:22 UTC

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

smokingrockstar April 4 2010, 02:02:24 UTC

I know you're not a horse, but can I ride you anyway?

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