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[heavytouching]

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oh dear.

[such_ignobility]

[ Mumbles to himself awkwardly. ] Why does everybody keep talking about sex?

LMFAO SOBS. is he innocent and pure :[

[heavytouching]

Well, it's fun, for starters.

And who said sex is necessarily involved?

well PUSSY IS HIS GIRLFRIEND so not really but kind of yeah :( he's just shy

[such_ignobility]

Yeah, okay. Sex is fun. Um, otherwise people wouldn't do it all the time, but.

[ Squints. ] If not sex, then what?

OH WELL SHY PEOPLE ARE TOBY'S FAVORITE. 8) also have i mentioned pussy is the cutest omfg.

[heavytouching]

Exactly!

Well, just because something gets you excited doesn't mean you're going to go get laid right that second, right? Plus sometimes it doesn't have anything to do with fucking in the first place.

dont you just want to keep her forever :(

[such_ignobility]

[ Brendan actually has to stop and think about this for a moment given that his relationship with Pussy (the bits and pieces of it that he can still recall) tends to follow that pattern exactly. Someone does something, someone gets excited, they have sex. Pretty simple, really. But he and Pussy are simple people, so it all works out. He keeps on squinting at her. ]

Don't you just end up, I don't know. Frustrated?

UGH YES. her thread with warren endeared me so much. /stalker :(

[heavytouching]

[ toby finds this ridiculously endearing; of course, she imagines most humans are simpler this way. ]

Well, if the endgoal is getting laid, yeah. But, I don't know. [ a thoughtful sound. she leans in just a little, like this is some kind of secret. toby smiles, absently running her tongue over the points of her teeth. ] I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume you eat your food cooked.

oh god /was stalking with you okay

[such_ignobility]

[ When she leans in, Brendan's expression goes curious and attentive as his eyebrows lift and his eyes widen. He ducks his head down inquisitively. ]

Um. I don't eat. Well. I don't have to. [ He squints again. ] You're not going to tell me you have, uh. Sex with your food. [ A beat. ] Are you?

I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS LIKE. A MOTH. UNTIL THEN. i was kind of clueless and so it was so cool :(

[heavytouching]

You don't? [ that catches her interest; she looks surprised by the idea. the following question makes toby's smile widen, and she bites back a laugh. ] No, definitely not. Humans don't last long enough for that.

so many characters here turn into bugs and animals and DOGS AND STUFF

[such_ignobility]

[ He blinks at her, squinting slightly. ]

They, um. Don't?

I LOVE IT. SO MUCH. 8(

[heavytouching]

Not with me, anyway. I'm kind of... impulsive. It would be a pretty big turn-off to kill whoever I'm in the middle of fooling around with, you know?

BRENDAN HAS OFFICIALLY BE WEIRDED OUT CONGRATS, TOBY.

[such_ignobility]

[ Okay, no more squinting. Let's try very very confused large eyes instead. ]

Oh. That'd probably be, ah, you know. Upsetting.

TOBY IS DELIGHTED TO WIN THIS ROUND. 8)

[heavytouching]

Very! [ cheerfully; don't worry though, she'll clarify. a little. not that it makes it any less hideous, of course. ] I'm bad with self-control. A lot of my friends -- other people like me, in general, I guess -- can fool around with humans all they want.

But me, I can't help it. It's like being offered a huge cake and being expected just to take a tiny bite of frosting.

Re: TOBY IS DELIGHTED TO WIN THIS ROUND. 8)

[such_ignobility]

[ Brendan nods. Very. Very slowly. Bare with him, he's a simple boy and has to start at the beginning. ]

So. That means that you, you know. Eat people?

[heavytouching]

Kinda. I don't actually eat people, but you can call it that and it's still the same thing. You eat food, I drink blood. Well, I can eat regular food too -- I totally love Chinese food -- but it doesn't do shit for hunger.

s-she agrees. for once.

[markedbullets]

[ Makes a little flatline face. This is her silent agreement. ]

oh cat what is your life surrounded by people that make you lineface

[such_ignobility]

[ He lifts his hands up innocently at her, as if to say I didn't do it for once. ]