OH WELL SHY PEOPLE ARE TOBY'S FAVORITE. 8) also have i mentioned pussy is the cutest omfg.heavytouchingFebruary 12 2010, 20:39:59 UTC
Exactly!
Well, just because something gets you excited doesn't mean you're going to go get laid right that second, right? Plus sometimes it doesn't have anything to do with fucking in the first place.
dont you just want to keep her forever :(such_ignobilityFebruary 12 2010, 20:47:36 UTC
[ Brendan actually has to stop and think about this for a moment given that his relationship with Pussy (the bits and pieces of it that he can still recall) tends to follow that pattern exactly. Someone does something, someone gets excited, they have sex. Pretty simple, really. But he and Pussy are simple people, so it all works out. He keeps on squinting at her. ]
UGH YES. her thread with warren endeared me so much. /stalker :(heavytouchingFebruary 12 2010, 21:22:47 UTC
[ toby finds this ridiculously endearing; of course, she imagines most humans are simpler this way. ]
Well, if the endgoal is getting laid, yeah. But, I don't know. [ a thoughtful sound. she leans in just a little, like this is some kind of secret. toby smiles, absently running her tongue over the points of her teeth. ] I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume you eat your food cooked.
I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS LIKE. A MOTH. UNTIL THEN. i was kind of clueless and so it was so cool :(heavytouchingFebruary 12 2010, 22:13:53 UTC
You don't? [ that catches her interest; she looks surprised by the idea. the following question makes toby's smile widen, and she bites back a laugh. ] No, definitely not. Humans don't last long enough for that.
TOBY IS DELIGHTED TO WIN THIS ROUND. 8)heavytouchingFebruary 12 2010, 22:55:01 UTC
Very! [ cheerfully; don't worry though, she'll clarify. a little. not that it makes it any less hideous, of course. ] I'm bad with self-control. A lot of my friends -- other people like me, in general, I guess -- can fool around with humans all they want.
But me, I can't help it. It's like being offered a huge cake and being expected just to take a tiny bite of frosting.
Kinda. I don't actually eat people, but you can call it that and it's still the same thing. You eat food, I drink blood. Well, I can eat regular food too -- I totally love Chinese food -- but it doesn't do shit for hunger.
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And who said sex is necessarily involved?
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[ Squints. ] If not sex, then what?
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Well, just because something gets you excited doesn't mean you're going to go get laid right that second, right? Plus sometimes it doesn't have anything to do with fucking in the first place.
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Don't you just end up, I don't know. Frustrated?
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Well, if the endgoal is getting laid, yeah. But, I don't know. [ a thoughtful sound. she leans in just a little, like this is some kind of secret. toby smiles, absently running her tongue over the points of her teeth. ] I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume you eat your food cooked.
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Um. I don't eat. Well. I don't have to. [ He squints again. ] You're not going to tell me you have, uh. Sex with your food. [ A beat. ] Are you?
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They, um. Don't?
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Oh. That'd probably be, ah, you know. Upsetting.
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But me, I can't help it. It's like being offered a huge cake and being expected just to take a tiny bite of frosting.
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So. That means that you, you know. Eat people?
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