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[kokanshu]

they say you're either
a cat person or a dog person
so which one are you?

Comments

[opercularis]

They've both tried to eat me. Fuck them both.

[easternblue]

Then maybe you shouldn't look so delicious, hm?

[opercularis]

I'm not delicious. I'm poisonous.

[easternblue]

You don't look it. All those bright colours? Very tempting.

[smokingrockstar]

Dog person. Cats want to fucking eat me alive. There was a particular one that liked to use me as her own scratch pole.

[thaises]

Really? Why?

[smokingrockstar]

How should I know? They don't like my hair, I don't know. That cat, Marilyn, was the pet of this woman who was my boss at a bar I worked in one time. And she hated my guts, I shit you not.

[thaises]

Why wouldn't they like your hair? I like it.

[bled_so]

Mewling cats or whining dogs, what a choice.

[easternblue]

You'd pick something else?

[bled_so]

Humans are animals enough, thanks.

[easternblue]

Then cats or dogs should be simpler for you to handle. Base needs, a little affection. Nothing nearly so complicated as a human.

[sociomonere]

I don't know, never really had either.

[easternblue]

I don't think it's really so much about which you've had as opposed to which suits your temperament.

[sociomonere]

[Quiet. They both him think of teeth and claws and sounds in the night.]

...I've got a crow. I think that's what suits me best.

[easternblue]

A crow, hm? Not a bird that usually allows itself to be tied down.

[sitdogsit]

[Not answering this shit.]

[scarsic]

I can answer for you. You like cute purring kittens, hm?

[sitdogsit]

Ain't never met a cat I liked.

[scarsic]

Never? I find that hard to believe. All cats are different.