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[notsoattached]

Say someone looked exactly like you, minus shit like freckles I guess. Would you fuck them? Why or why not?

If it matters, they're not necessarily related to you (unless that turns you on, I don't know) and they're not a clone.

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[ohmeudeus]

What kind of a question is that?

[odins_gallows]

A vaguely amusing one?

[ohmeudeus]

I'd advise people to talk about their fantasies with someone who's got a certificate, not to a public forum.

[notsoattached]

It's not a fantasy.

[odins_gallows]

It's hardly exhibitionism, stranger. We've still a long way to go before that.

[ohmeudeus]

Okay - [gesturing with her hands] Calminha, sim? I may be used to talking to five people at a time, but unless you're ordering from a menu and I'm getting paid? You take turns to talk to me.

Now.

This shouldn't even be a question. Why would people consider this?

[odins_gallows]

Because people are inherently curious, sexual, and narcissistic. Usually in that order, but there are of course always exceptions.

[ohmeudeus]

Well.

I'm tired, I need a smoke, and I'm late for work.

[odins_gallows]

You frown too much.

[notsoattached]

Agreed. That causes wrinkles.

[ohmeudeus]

Shoosh. There will be no conversations about wrinkles when I'm around.

And I don't care if all your friends need botox to survive, I'm allowed to frown as much as I want to, than you very much. [TAKING OUT A DAMN SMOKE]

[odins_gallows]

But you'd be so much prettier if you smiled.

[ohmeudeus]

Honey.

Look at me.

Do I look like I have time to worry whether I look pretty or not?

[after a moment] --and just how old are you to be talking to me like that?

[odins_gallows]

Me? [ Simply: ] Why, I'm as old as the world.

[ohmeudeus]

[Oh dear.
It's one of those.

She makes this face, speaking as if we have to be vewy vewy quiet.]

Of course you are.

Só me calham malucos.

[odins_gallows]

[ He lifts an eyebrow, mostly in response to her face, and then clicks his tongue. ]

I assure you, I am.