When talking to attractive people:

[motemeal]

Ever notice how sometimes you can meet someone and everything is cool and yer all like high fiving and having fun and everything is shit eating grins and the world is in slow motion like a movie montage of people having a great time doing various things... then suddenly the montage ends and everything you say seems to be wrong and you dont know exactly why but maybe you think like you might have annoyed the other person but not meant to or known it when it happened and then you are like not sure what is ok to say anymore and everything you do say is wrong?

I'm like- the master of that skill.