You definitely have "It"!
A few questions for Emily before she goes to three modeling open calls in a row.
That's weird.
-Yep. Next.
You haven't always secretly wanted to be a model or something, have you?
-No.
That seems fraught with risk of potentially huge damage to your self-image!
-If I was worried about that I wouldn't have moved to LA. Well, actually, I probably would have anyway.
How retarded is all of this?
-On a scale of 1 to 10, extremely retarded.
So why do it?
-Because I'm broke, it occurred to me that I'm tall and at least not ugly, and my favorite kind of money to make is the retarded kind.
But your face is all lopsided from that dog attack!
-Thank you for noticing. With any luck permanently arched eyebrows are currently considered "unique and edgy."
You don't actually expect to get anything out of this, do you?
-Only lifelong friends, industry connections, and a six-figure income.
Please, for the love of god, don't wish me luck.
Emily
That's weird.
-Yep. Next.
You haven't always secretly wanted to be a model or something, have you?
-No.
That seems fraught with risk of potentially huge damage to your self-image!
-If I was worried about that I wouldn't have moved to LA. Well, actually, I probably would have anyway.
How retarded is all of this?
-On a scale of 1 to 10, extremely retarded.
So why do it?
-Because I'm broke, it occurred to me that I'm tall and at least not ugly, and my favorite kind of money to make is the retarded kind.
But your face is all lopsided from that dog attack!
-Thank you for noticing. With any luck permanently arched eyebrows are currently considered "unique and edgy."
You don't actually expect to get anything out of this, do you?
-Only lifelong friends, industry connections, and a six-figure income.
Please, for the love of god, don't wish me luck.
Emily