[ 6 ] nurture the plant one year - ten days of flowers

Jun 21, 2010 22:18

[HELLO, MAYFIELD, AND ALL WHO ARE LISTENING:]

"There's something wrong with that animal of yours."

"What? What you do now, heya?"

"I haven't done a thing! I just happened by the thing and found her in an awful condition! You'd probably accuse me of killing her if I hadn't said anything."

"Heard that! Am old, not DEAD. Anyhow, can't put nothing ( Read more... )

aiyaaaaah, emergency rations?!, ew foreigners, stupid foreigners, better red than, event!, want to build another wall, aru aru aru, dude where's my panda, soooo cuuuuute.....

Leave a comment

lotuslife June 22 2010, 03:28:10 UTC
Did she finally go ahead and kill it?

Reply

mostpopulous June 22 2010, 03:39:42 UTC
Vietnam? How you- aiyaaah, nevermind! Of course she not do stupid thing, crazy woman at least know better than that.

Reply

tartswithtea June 22 2010, 03:48:08 UTC
In truth, I couldn't think of a death worthy enough for the mongrel... but that's beside the point.

Reply

lotuslife June 22 2010, 03:49:23 UTC
So then what exactly is happening?

Reply

mostpopulous June 22 2010, 03:57:26 UTC
NONE OF BUSINESS BE GOING AWAY NOW!

mew! mew mew! mewwww!

Reply

tartswithtea June 22 2010, 04:14:32 UTC
((wap wap wap away from the phone.))

Your brother has been breeding terrorists. ((so pleasant.... so happy.))

Reply

lotuslife June 22 2010, 04:15:39 UTC
Are those kittens? Oh! I was just going to attempt a batch of pho! How much a piece?

Reply

mostpopulous June 22 2010, 04:41:44 UTC
Ow! You crazy-

[shoving, reclaiming the phone]

You can't be having any!

Reply

tartswithtea June 22 2010, 04:48:28 UTC
If she wants a kitten, let her have one! We have enough animals to take care of already!

Reply

lotuslife June 22 2010, 04:49:42 UTC
She is right! Why can't I?!

Reply

mostpopulous June 22 2010, 07:19:54 UTC
Because am saying so! You not getting my kitties to put in wok and fry up for meal, Vietnam! And you, stupid English woman, you is not to encourage sister!

Reply

tartswithtea June 22 2010, 20:23:12 UTC
The only person who even considered such a vial act was you!

Vietnam, dear, you're welcome over whenever you like.

Reply

lotuslife June 22 2010, 20:25:17 UTC
[ALREADY THINKING OF HOW DELICIOUS IT'S GOING TO TASTE]

I like you, Bri-tan! Or shall I call you sister-in-law?

[And with that she SLAMS THE PHONE DOWN, and will be knocking on their door some ten minutes later.]

Reply

mostpopulous June 23 2010, 01:56:12 UTC
[Is trying to hide the tiny kittens with his body.]

We not home! Go away!

Reply

tartswithtea June 23 2010, 04:28:58 UTC
((opens door.

Smiles.))

Glad you could come! Come in.

Reply

lotuslife June 23 2010, 15:24:10 UTC
[SMILING LIKE AN ANGEL] My, your husband is rude. Teach him some manners, yes?

Where are the little things? [LOOKING AROUND]

Reply


Leave a comment

Up