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[mostmysterious]

My cousin Some horrible person composed a terrible, terrible poem in my honor. I need new - better - poetry that can erase it from my head. But alas, I don't have any books with me (and I doubt anyone else does).

Someone share something with me. Even children's rhymes are better than those four lines, I'm sure.

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[petenshi_sama]

If I profane with my unworthiest hand
this holy shrine, the gentle sin is this
my lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand
to smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss

There you go. Little bird told me you're a pansy you like romantic sap like this.

[kenyajokesfail]

He's the pansiest of pansies.

[petenshi_sama]

Do elaborate~

[kenyajokesfail]

You want anecdotes? He cries at Titanic.

[petenshi_sama]

Awww. Almost too sweet to let slip. Just almost. Tell me, did he cry at Pride and Prejudice, too?

[kenyajokesfail]

Definitely. I wouldn't be surprised if he cried at High School Musical, too. Maybe we should watch it sometime as an experiment.

[petenshi_sama]

Excellent idea. Perhaps at camp party or something. I heard there might be one sometime soon. Let's get West Side Story as well.

[kenyajokesfail]

He'll cry at that too. Bring towels. And buckets.

[petenshi_sama]

...would snorkels and wet suits be a tad too extreme? Or merely practical...

[kenyajokesfail]

Completely practical.

[ooc:ilu larb]

[petenshi_sama]

I knew you'd share my sentiments

[Likewise~ *tackles*]

[kenyajokesfail]

You ignored his comment below. Kenya gives you an internet gold star.

[kenyajokesfail]

The start of a beautiful friendship.

[mostmysterious]

That would be far too extreme.

[petenshi_sama]

I'll just overlook your comment and pretend I heard no such thing.