He is too skinny lately. Needs a good woman (like me) who can cook (like me) and take care of washing those jeans he keeps wearing (like me) and still bank him like a taiko drum (like me). (I am now humming "Because I'm a woman, W-O-M-A-N")
Besides, the cardboard standee is too fragile (probably like the real thing). I'd have to have it waterproofed and have hydraulics and a diesel motor added to make it worth my while.
Oh, I completely agree with the forcefeeding comment. He's entirely too thin.
And I agree about requiring the waterproofing, as well. LOL.
*sigh* What I really want (aside from the real thing, of course) would be a life-size stand-up of him standing as captain of the Flying Dutchman, open-shirt and bandanna flying in the breeze. THAT SCENE sent my hormones into wild overdrive from which I have never fully recovered. I don't suppose you have a black market source for pics from that scene??? I've googled myself silly looking for them.
I can't wait to see it again....
My office mate said that her main objection was that I would be petting and slobbering the OB cut-out all day instead of being the coherent, organized individual that I usually am at work. Huh. What's she smoking? LOL.
He is too skinny lately. Needs a good woman (like me) who can cook (like me) and take care of washing those jeans he keeps wearing (like me) and still bank him like a taiko drum (like me). (I am now humming "Because I'm a woman, W-O-M-A-N")
Besides, the cardboard standee is too fragile (probably like the real thing). I'd have to have it waterproofed and have hydraulics and a diesel motor added to make it worth my while.
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And I agree about requiring the waterproofing, as well. LOL.
*sigh* What I really want (aside from the real thing, of course) would be a life-size stand-up of him standing as captain of the Flying Dutchman, open-shirt and bandanna flying in the breeze. THAT SCENE sent my hormones into wild overdrive from which I have never fully recovered. I don't suppose you have a black market source for pics from that scene??? I've googled myself silly looking for them.
I can't wait to see it again....
My office mate said that her main objection was that I would be petting and slobbering the OB cut-out all day instead of being the coherent, organized individual that I usually am at work. Huh. What's she smoking? LOL.
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I worship at your feet.
*madly making screen caps of the pretty*
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Yeah, I found that the other night and ... well... Yeah.
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