Snakes on a plane
I finally watched snakes on a plane! It is very silly but definitely entertaining and good therapy.
Pilot 1: I'll just go into this dark compartment in the floor of the cockpit to investigate the problem of why the plane isn't working without really telling anyone...
Snake: Kills dumbass pilot 1
Some time later...
Pilot 2: I'll just go and check on pilot 1...
Snake: Bites dumbass pilot 2
A long time later...
Pilot 2 resurrects himself from the dead and climbs back out of the hole, says he's fine, tells other people to leave him to fly the plane...
Some time later...
Pilot 2 dies without anyone noticing and the plane almost crashes.
I really want to land a 747. I reckon I could. I've flown a small plane and I've played computer games and I can drive a car, go-karts - hey and shopping trolleys too! It would however be quite scary to be the only person left on a 747 that people think could land the plane, given that I have never done it. Nick, you're our only hope! You've got to land the plane!
Aaargh!