[Audio]

[mostly_spice]

...Charming.

Ugh.

Boys. What do you know about Carnival?

Comments

[shenghuanzhe]

It's dangerous. You go in there, you go at your own risk. We won't come in after you to save you.

[mostly_spice]

Do I look like a damsel in distress?

[shenghuanzhe]

Don't think this is because you're a woman. Women where I'm from're just as tough as guys, but Carnival'll chew you up all the same.

[mostly_spice]

Either tell me something useful or stay out of my way, First Mate.

[shenghuanzhe]

Awright, here's shit that's good to know: th'Counsellor will respawn in anywhere from five minutes t'about three hours. Bears will explode sometimes. The basilisk'll turn you into rock if it sees you. Stay off the garden'a statues unless you wanna be crushed to death. If y'see a hottie in high heels, run. She'll kick your ass.

[mostly_spice]

...

Thanks. Can you describe the Cousellor, bears, basilisks? I want to know what I'm looking for.

You'd be a lot more helpful if you gave me my blaster, boots and vambrace back.

[shenghuanzhe]

Counsellor's a lanky asshole, grins like a maniac. Bears are... bears, girlie, they're big, furry. Basilisk looks like a lizard and a bird mixed up together.

Sorry, girlie, you go in there, it's without armour or weapons.