WARNING: we are weirdos

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Soooooooo. Hey, guys.

Renge and Milly made a bet. [this is where you, the audience, immediately know something big, hideous, weird, whorish and wrong is going to happen.]A bet centered around a complete personality flip. With Renge becoming a tomboyish assassin, and Milly becoming a born-again virgin. And you see, it's a very serious bet, because

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[stolethatkiss]

HAHA, oh god Pip is going to have a FIELD DAY with this, I think...

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Because Milly is a virgin or because Renge is a boyish assassin?

[stolethatkiss]

BECAUSE BOTH.

Because he'll hit on them both regardless of what's going on, even though he knows they're WAAAAAY too young for him.

BECAUSE HE JUST LIKES MESSING WITH YOU GIRLS.

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Milly's 19. That's not too young~!

SHAME SHE'S NOT ALLOWED TO SLEEP WITH ANYONE. Also Renge will tsun at him. 8|

[shes_got_guts]

NO. Pip can't harass them. they're too busy trying to kill each other.

[ukidoki_orgasm]

...yeah!

For once we agree!

[shes_got_guts]

WILL YOU STOP JACKING MY THREADS. HOLY CRAP.

[ukidoki_orgasm]

my post.

/sticks out tongue

[stolethatkiss]

BUT THIS IS WHAT HE DOES. HE CAN'T NOT HARASS THEM.

[ukidoki_orgasm]

/siiigh

Alright. He can harass them. But he has to give Renge some quality assassin advice.

[stolethatkiss]

oh my god it'd be the most hideous "alright, do you know how to properly use a firearm" lesson ever.

[ukidoki_orgasm]

"properly? i just have to aim it at the head, right?"

/s - sob

[shes_got_guts]

oh dear. roommate fun, ahoy. I'm expecting it, you know. :|||

[stolethatkiss]

ask, and he shall provide.