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HERE IT'S THE RIGHT COMM YOU BASTARDS

Okay SO! Badou is teaching Home Ec in highschool this month, and everyone knows that means it's time for HORRIBLE SIMLIFE BABIES.



Some things you should know about your BABYPOOPER SIMTOT 200;
☇ If a real baby can do it, so can the BP SimTot!
☇ Crying in restaurants
☇ Screaming at 4 AM
☇ Giggling
☇ Farting
☇ Babbling incoherently
☇ Parental favouritism
☇ Fussiness
☇ Not going the fuck to sleep
☇ Crawling away when you're not looking
☇ Exporting of ALL natural human bodily fluids
☇ And a few alien bodily fluids for some lucky few
☇ A variety of "glitches" that the makers of the BP SimTot employ a bunch of lawyers just to deny exist! (PLAYER'S CHOICE)

For HORRIBLE SIMLIFE MARRIAGE PARTNERS, I randomly mixed up the highschool list roster. If you don't want anything to do with this, or would rather it go to handwave land, let me know, just in case your character's partner wants to be active with this.


1. Shimura Shinpachi + Rapunzel
2. Lloyd Irving + Lemina Ausa
3. Keiko Yukimura + Neku Sakuraba
4. Naoto Shirogane + Luke Fon Fabre
5. Aoyagi Ritsuka + Leo
6. Miwako Yukimura + Rose Lalonde
7. Tear Grants + Vic Mancha
8. Ventus + Crow
9. Edward Elric + Ikuto Tsukiyomi
10. Maka Albarn + Kanda Yuu
11. Kurt Hummel + Karin
12. Artemis Crock + Shiemi Moriyama
13. Naoki Mochizuki + Karen Minazuki
14. Namine + Red
15. Racquel Berry + Xion
16. Kim Possible + January Lightsphere
17. Hilda + Rise Kujikawa
18. Madoka Kaname + Hikage Sumino

QUESTIONS COMMENTS OUTRAGE, GO

EDIT: Posts of interest would be the HIGHSCHOOL SIGN UP and Badou's SHITTY SYLLABUS 2.0. Have at!

EDIT II:
daigurrenkamina: I just want to
daigurrenkamina: sabotage
daigurrenkamina: babies