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TO THOSE BRAVE SOLDIERS LOST IN SPACE ON THE LOKI..........

PART UNE
I... I don't even know how to word this

But in chat (like 2 days ago so this is late) a few of us wanted to do a murder mystery plot! So if you're interested in a murder mystery to be hosted over dinner one day on the loki, please sign up~ We'd like to get all 34 of us involved for extra epic shenanigans, but this is completely voluntary as always!

So, without further ado, I bring to you...

MURDER AT DINNER: THIS IS LITERALLY WHY BUTTERKNIVES WERE INVENTED


One night aboard the Loki, people will plan some sort of murder mystery game which is basically where the guests go by a story and play it out and follow instructions on cards that are pre-written (they probably downloaded it off their guide) and try to solve the murder(s)! It's like real-person Clue(do).

ICly, we're basically going to host a dinner party and then everyone will pick a role out of a hat and raid people's closets finding costumes for their roles! Think 5-minute cosplay.

I guess the theme is that we're in the late 1800s/early 1900s in ????Englamerica-ish place and we were all invited to a fancy schmancy dinner party

I would love to hear all the characters ICly attempt terribly bad accents

GUESTS:
To sign up, just leave your character's name and the IC role you want your character to have picked from the hat (you can come up with a bogus alias too or I will give you one).

• Kakashi - DR. ARISTOTLE HIGGINS, who is recently back in town from his trip to study giraffes in Nam*bia.
  
• Kaylee - JAYMES NEWBURY, Dr. Higgins' assistant, who is an undergrad student at *xf*rd.
  
• Obito - MR. ROGER BENNET, who is on a vacation with his wife and child.
  
• Itachi - MRS. BAMBI BENNET, who is on a vacation with her husband and child.
  
• Sasuke - THOMAS BENNET (aka LITTLE TOMMY aka MUFFIN), the Bennet's new baby son.
  
• Sakura - MS. DARCY, the Bennet's governess.
  
• Katsura - MS. KIYOHIME TOYOTAMA, the prostitute.
  
• Kamui - MITZI, [ idk Nepeta? ]'s Papillon.
  
• Suguru - MR. BLAKELY WILDER, ornithologist who plays music in his spare time.
  
• Pip - BARNABY ST. MARMADUKE, the butler.
  
• Chouji - MR. DIGGLES DEVEREAUX, an ex-knife juggler from the circus who is trying to sell his knives.
  
• Martel - MS. DUNYA GLAZKOVA, an ex-acrobat who left the circus with her boyfriend Diggles.
  
• Nepeta - IHNI
  
• Max - MS. SUSAN WONG, heiress of great many hotels in the far east.
  
• Chie - MRS. CHARITY ASHWORTH, founder and CEO of Epiclean Detergent.
  
• Raidou - MS. SIEGLINDE GERHARDT, an undercover detective posing as a G*rm*n tourist
  
• Guy - PROF. REGINALD CLEESE, professor of ancient R*man literature at Pr*nc*t*n University.
  
• Remus - MR. BARTHÉLÉMY PLOUFF, the cook (coerced into the game when he drops by and there is a sudden rule that everyone starts referring to him as Monsieur Plouff)
  
• Minato - PHIL, the mysterious random townsperson that everyone seems to know of, but not know.
  
• Logan - MR. BUCKY JACKSON, a gardener from Mississippi.
  
• Renge - MS. B. FUJOSHI, the maid.
  
• Rise - MS. EUFEMIA BIANCHI, a homeless aspiring actress making her way to N*w Y*rk City.
  
• Souji - MR. JEROME FRUITHANDLER, the town butcher.
  
• Polly - MS. CONSTANCE BARRINGTON, a jewel thief on the run.
  
• Alice - DET. ARNOLD FARRADAY, of Scotland Yard.
  

SOME ROLES SUGGESTIONS:
A retired racketball coach, a butcher, someone's grandmother, a politician... FEEL FREE TO MAKE UP RELATIONS WITH PEOPLE WHO ALREADY EXIST

THE PLAN:
Does anyone have a time suggestion? I'm thinking some time next week...

I don't actually have a plan yet, but I think it involves leaving clues to a story... which means I have to think up a story... hurghhh if anyone wants to suggest things please let me know!

PART DEUX
What's under Kakashi's mask is up! You can tag in at any time during the Loki trip.