Apr 04, 2011 16:05
SUP MY HOMIES!
This is Mal, bringing you my fourth character, a fifteen year old OC named Tom Thomas.
Tom is mind bogglingly average. He has no particular talents, but doesn't suck at anything either. He's slightly awkward and socially inept but not enough to be weird. If he were to enter the International Averageness Contest he'd do okay I guess. Good, not great. Because of this, he has incredible self worth issues. He also crumbles under pressure pretty easy.
Oh, did I forget to mention that he has an eighteen billion year old alien eldritch abomination fused to his spine, whose true form is large enough that it can fit the sun in the palm of its hand? And that Tom borrows its power to become a super hero? And is also an inter-universal criminal that destroyed another universe to make a key for a little something he's carrying around, maybe you've heard of, it's not that big a deal only the AKASHIC RECORDS that contain ALL KNOWLEDGE EVER ABOUT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING THAT HAS, IS AND WILL HAPPEN IN EVERYONE UNIVERSE AT ONCE INCLUDING THE THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS OF ALL LIVING BEINGS!?
Yeah. That's V-Y, he used to be a star but he grew up.
hahah you thought i wasnt going to be a total weirdo for a minute there didnt you
intro-ing,
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intro!