Hi, my name is ____ and I'm a ____

[urlefthandgrl]

☺INTRODUCTION MEME☺
Since we have so many new people and old people alike, how about something to help us all introduce our characters to the comm. Hoping it might lead to cool CR in-game, who knows.

The scene: An assembly of refugees has been organized and each person has to stand up on stage in front of everyone and introduce themselves. They have

Comments

BADOU ☆ NAILS ⇌ DOGS: BULLETS&CARNAGE

[nicotine_patch]

The hell is this retarded shit? Why the shit do these fucking stupid bots keep doing these dumbass stunts?

And what the fuck kinda name is Feel-Good for a robot? Sounds like somethin' you'd put your dick i-

[PSSSSHHHHH.]

[FFZZZZZ-SHHZZZ-ZZZZTTTT!!!]

Re: BADOU ☆ NAILS ⇌ DOGS: BULLETS&CARNAGE

[wingsofsilver]

Eeeevery time.

Re: BADOU ☆ NAILS ⇌ DOGS: BULLETS&CARNAGE

[nicotine_patch]

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKF-F-F-FUCK!

[writhes on floor twitching]

THAT DOESN'T FEEL GOOD AT ALL, YOU SHITTY FUCKIN' MICROWAVE!!

Re: BADOU ☆ NAILS ⇌ DOGS: BULLETS&CARNAGE

[wingsofsilver]

So tell us, Badou, what does feel good?

[smokingace]

[nicotine_patch]

[cups hands around mouth from the audience]

TAKE OFF YOUR TOP, MISS HURLEYYYYY! WOOOO!

[smokingace]

[GIVES HIM THE BIRD, even though he's lawling behind that stupid ass mask]

[nicotine_patch]

[lawls AS WELL]

Prussia - Axis Powers Hetalia

[thelonelyawesme]

[DIDN'T NEED TO BE TOLD TWICE. Gladly took the stage with Fritz in tow perched on his head]

My name is Prussia, you can call me 'Great Awesome One' though. If anyone's looking for a roommate, I'm available. My room is currently infected with annoying commie so I ain't staying there. The awesome me likes beer, and wurst, and more beer. Remember that because soon you'll all be part of my empire and it'll be so awesome so that you'll be dying to give me gifts of appreciation. Kesese~

Re: Prussia - Axis Powers Hetalia

[vesperiaftw]

[rolls his eyes]

Yeah, you already got the only "gift of appreciation" you're getting from me.

Re: Prussia - Axis Powers Hetalia

[thelonelyawesme]

Shouldn't you be busy trying to bang your boyfriend? Not bothering me.

Re: Prussia - Axis Powers Hetalia

[vesperiaftw]

"Trying to"? Yeah, whatever.

❂ Michiko Malandro ❂ Michiko to Hatchin

[aquelagarota]

...[arms crossed]

[smoking]

[Yeah, gurl, I don't think you're ready for this jelly]

Re: ❂ Michiko Malandro ❂ Michiko to Hatchin

[nicotine_patch]

[RIGHT UP FRONT]

[RAISES HAND]

[WAVES IT ALL AROUND LIKE HE'S DOIN' THE HOKEY POKEY]

Re: ❂ Michiko Malandro ❂ Michiko to Hatchin

[aquelagarota]

[barely spares a glance]

Re: ❂ Michiko Malandro ❂ Michiko to Hatchin

[nicotine_patch]

[is so fucking hot for her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

GinUingu :: Original Character

[wingsofsilver]

This is a joke, right? ... don't you dare point that spritzer at me!

[sigh]

I'm Gin, and I'm about to be late for work. I swear to heaven if Lucifer takes this out of my check I'm dropping your tin ass on his doo- [BRRRRZAP!] OW!

Re: GinUingu :: Original Character

[lucifer_aeterna]

Under the circumstances, I find your language far more objectionable than being late.

Re: GinUingu :: Original Character

[wingsofsilver]

I'm assuming you mean the word "heaven."

Re: GinUingu :: Original Character

[lucifer_aeterna]

It's hardly the best choice of things to swear by - you should know that perfectly well.