Velvety, like a delicate, luscious rose dipped in butter.
Which generic smut novel character are you? (With somewhat relevant pictures!)
The Well-Endowed Kitchen Wench
Look, if you’re going to keep slipping in the rain, at least stop wearing those revealing cotton gowns.
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Ganked from thistledemon.
Er. The Hell? The HELL? I am without articulation. But I am not without a wardrobe of sturdy blue jeans and flannel shirts. And I can't cook. Be expecting many dinners of cold cut sandwiches and instant mashed potatoes. Also I have a bubble of personal space roughly five feet around. There will be no ass slapping. I'm not cleaning up after you. I don't do windows.
And if you don't take off your shoes before you come in I'll beat you till your mamma's love falls out.
The Well-Endowed Kitchen Wench
Look, if you’re going to keep slipping in the rain, at least stop wearing those revealing cotton gowns.
Click Here to Take This Quiz
Brought to you by YouThink.com quizzes and personality tests.
Ganked from thistledemon.
Er. The Hell? The HELL? I am without articulation. But I am not without a wardrobe of sturdy blue jeans and flannel shirts. And I can't cook. Be expecting many dinners of cold cut sandwiches and instant mashed potatoes. Also I have a bubble of personal space roughly five feet around. There will be no ass slapping. I'm not cleaning up after you. I don't do windows.
And if you don't take off your shoes before you come in I'll beat you till your mamma's love falls out.