Mar 15, 2007 21:59

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Sam: There's a cupcake left.
Me: So eat it.
Sam: I can't eat it.  It's the last one.
Me: So get rid of it.
Sam: I can't.  It'll just sit there not being eaten because we can't do anything with it because Edward will bitch.
Me: He probably doesn't even know there's a cupcake left.
Sam: He knows.  
Me: ...
Sam: He'll bitch that he only got one if I eat it, and he won't eat it because he wants to bitch about not being able to eat it.  It'll just sit there.
Me: So eat it.
Sam: No.

Five minutes later...

Me: You ate it?
Sam: Yeah. Yeah I ate it.

Who says real life has no drama?

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The boys came off break.  I want rock salt in my trunk.

cupcake theory

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