Mar 15, 2007 21:59
-----
Sam: There's a cupcake left.
Me: So eat it.
Sam: I can't eat it. It's the last one.
Me: So get rid of it.
Sam: I can't. It'll just sit there not being eaten because we can't do anything with it because Edward will bitch.
Me: He probably doesn't even know there's a cupcake left.
Sam: He knows.
Me: ...
Sam: He'll bitch that he only got one if I eat it, and he won't eat it because he wants to bitch about not being able to eat it. It'll just sit there.
Me: So eat it.
Sam: No.
Five minutes later...
Me: You ate it?
Sam: Yeah. Yeah I ate it.
Who says real life has no drama?
--
The boys came off break. I want rock salt in my trunk.
cupcake theory