alright, so like...no amount of rolling around in thistle and heather will help me now, okay? Oh, sweet homeland of Orkney I am not worthy of you! Hell, I'm not even worthy of Glasgow and its filth.
zed_pm has just ruined all that carefully constructed world of hypocrisy and denial I have apparently created for myself starting from early childhood.
Rupert Penry-Jones and Bradley James, apparently, you were not the ones that deflowered my fierce Highlandism and made me throw caution to the wind. No, no. It had been Sean Bean all this years ago as Sharpe. For shame! And I was like lalalala why does he sound as if he's from Sheffield if he's Irish lalalala. Oh For shame!
NSP, I am not worthy to vote for you! I am not worthy!
Oh Colin Morgan and Ewan McGregor, you are the only safe things I have left