She should be buying ME porn - this has it the other way around. =P
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I didn't flush (-1 points). In October I bought porn for joyitude (-10 points). In November I gave kittywitch2 a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In April I set twaingirl's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last month iamresistance and I robbed a bank (-50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-77 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
mossbeloved