Random facts because i love random facts
My best friend lives in jacksonville florida.
I have known Angie Kimpland longer than any of my other friends, since we were born bitches.
I hate feet
millipedes and centipedes scare the shit out of me.
Milwaukees best is my favorite beer.
Whenever something happens to sabrina, it happens to me also...very weird.
When I get my period I cry almost everyday.
I want to be a mechanic really bad.
I always let my car run out of gas.
I bought a gas can because i continually do that.
cats are my favorite animals.
I LOVE COMMERCIALS.
i like to talk about sex, a lot.
I hate living with people I know.
I have a tattoo that says "thug life" and a tattoo of my best guy friends name on my ass.
I like ridiculous tattoos.
I have a super crush on a boy.
If i drink 4 beers I am drunk and puking.
I have done drugs but only like weed.
I want to have sex with a gangsta ass black dude who has been to jail and has like 3 baby mamas.
Buffy the vampire slayer takes over my life sometimes.
I love old Italian dudes.
I don't like when dudes go down on me, i would rather just be banged super hard!
I need more girl on girl experience.
I have had a threesome.
I have slept with my friends boyfriends.
When I watch sex scenes(not porn) it makes me want to have sex soooo bad, and i would most likely do it with anyone i find remotely attractive at the moment.
I lost my v- card at 15 years old.
I have slept with 18 people.
I regret nothing.
My friends are my world.
I always feel underappreciated.
I think my first orgasm will be from butt sex but i am too scared that my asshole will get pulled out so i wont do it hahahah.
i love talking about blumpkin, it seems to make people uncomfortable.
I dont think "tossing salad" is gross.
I always fall for dorky guys.
I hate my boobs but since i have them i do what i want with them.
I would kill for like large B's
i want ass implants.
I hated massages until like yesterday.
I could give massages for hours sometimes& they rule.
I have my hood& medusa pierced and used to have my nose and hips pierced.
I love ex lax and enemas.
I have black widow spiders on my hips because they represent strong females, and i am a tough bitch.
I lost an amazing friend this year from cancer & i have never felt such intense pain and I will never understand life.
I would have sex with stone cold steve austin in a football stadium, brightest lights and with my parents watching if that was the only possible way.
Only I can give me an orgasm, not even vibrators.
I hate hickeys.
I loooooove hard making out.
Apple sauce& cranberry juice rules.
Buy me anything and I will love you forever.
there is so much more but i cant think right now.
hope you enjoy, i have no shame!
<3
I have known Angie Kimpland longer than any of my other friends, since we were born bitches.
I hate feet
millipedes and centipedes scare the shit out of me.
Milwaukees best is my favorite beer.
Whenever something happens to sabrina, it happens to me also...very weird.
When I get my period I cry almost everyday.
I want to be a mechanic really bad.
I always let my car run out of gas.
I bought a gas can because i continually do that.
cats are my favorite animals.
I LOVE COMMERCIALS.
i like to talk about sex, a lot.
I hate living with people I know.
I have a tattoo that says "thug life" and a tattoo of my best guy friends name on my ass.
I like ridiculous tattoos.
I have a super crush on a boy.
If i drink 4 beers I am drunk and puking.
I have done drugs but only like weed.
I want to have sex with a gangsta ass black dude who has been to jail and has like 3 baby mamas.
Buffy the vampire slayer takes over my life sometimes.
I love old Italian dudes.
I don't like when dudes go down on me, i would rather just be banged super hard!
I need more girl on girl experience.
I have had a threesome.
I have slept with my friends boyfriends.
When I watch sex scenes(not porn) it makes me want to have sex soooo bad, and i would most likely do it with anyone i find remotely attractive at the moment.
I lost my v- card at 15 years old.
I have slept with 18 people.
I regret nothing.
My friends are my world.
I always feel underappreciated.
I think my first orgasm will be from butt sex but i am too scared that my asshole will get pulled out so i wont do it hahahah.
i love talking about blumpkin, it seems to make people uncomfortable.
I dont think "tossing salad" is gross.
I always fall for dorky guys.
I hate my boobs but since i have them i do what i want with them.
I would kill for like large B's
i want ass implants.
I hated massages until like yesterday.
I could give massages for hours sometimes& they rule.
I have my hood& medusa pierced and used to have my nose and hips pierced.
I love ex lax and enemas.
I have black widow spiders on my hips because they represent strong females, and i am a tough bitch.
I lost an amazing friend this year from cancer & i have never felt such intense pain and I will never understand life.
I would have sex with stone cold steve austin in a football stadium, brightest lights and with my parents watching if that was the only possible way.
Only I can give me an orgasm, not even vibrators.
I hate hickeys.
I loooooove hard making out.
Apple sauce& cranberry juice rules.
Buy me anything and I will love you forever.
there is so much more but i cant think right now.
hope you enjoy, i have no shame!
<3