MEMES GALORE!
Your True Love Is a Capricorn
Why you'll love a Capricorn:
Hard working and driven, a Capricorn will work overtime to win your heart.
Be prepared to get wined and dined, even once you're convince that your Capricorn is the one!
Why a Capricorn will love you:
You don't rush things. You know it will take a while for a Capricorn to trust you, and you can wait.
Social and outgoing, you can introduce normally shy Capricorn to a great circle of friends.
What Sign Is Your True Love?
You Are Beer!
You don't need to get totally wasted when you hit the bars.
More of a social drinker, you just like to have fun with your friends.
And as long as the beer keeps flowing, you're a happy camper.
But don't mix things up: "Beer Before Liquor, Never Been Sicker!"
What Alcoholic Drink Are You?
You Are a Centaur
In general, you are a very cautious and reserved person.
However, you are also warm hearted, and you enjoy helping others in practical ways.
You are a great teacher, and you are really good at helping people get their lives in order.
You are very intuitive, and you go with your gut. You make good decisions easily.
What Mythological Creature Are You?
You Are An ENTJ
The Executive
You are a natural leader - with confidence and strength that inspires others.
Driven to succeed, you are always looking for ways to gain, power, knowledge, and expertise.
Sometimes you aren't the most considerate person, especially to those who are a bit slow.
You are not easily intimidated - and you have a commanding, awe-inspiring presence.
You would make a great CEO, entrepreneur, or consultant.
What's Your Personality Type?
You Are 32% Bipolar
Overall, you're a pretty stable person. You may be a bit moody, but nothing out of what's normal.
As long as your emotions aren't severe, you're totally in control!
Are You Bipolar?
You Are a Beagle Puppy
Cheerful, energetic, and happy go lucky.
And you're sense of smell is absolutely amazing!
What Breed of Puppy Are You?
You Are 68% Brutally Honest
Most of the time, you tell it like it is. Even if it's hard for people to hear.
Sometimes you hold back though, because you never want your honesty to be hurtful.
How Brutally Honest Are You?
You Are 72% Gross
You're pretty dirty, and there's a good change you're living in a total dump.
And your body? Not too clean either. Watch out for killer bacteria, Pig Pen!
How Gross Are You?
(still wanna live with me jessa?) hehehe.
Your Career Personality: Original, Devoted, and Service Oriented
Your Ideal Careers:
Art director
Book editor
College professor
Composer
Film director
Graphic designer
Novelist
Stage actor
Psychiatrist
Writer
The Quick and Dirty Career Test
You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable
What Kind of Kisser Are You?
You Are Iceman
You tried to live a normal life, but it just wasn't possible
A bit of a slacker, you rather tell jokes than cultivate your powers
Powers: turning self and others into ice, making ice weapons, becoming nearly invisible
Which of the X-Men Are You?
You Are 40% Addicted to Myspace
Your Myspace addiction factor is: Low
You're a typical casual Myspace user... you know what it's all about, but you haven't been sucked in (yet)!
Are You Addicted to Myspace?
You Passed 8th Grade US History
Congratulations, you got 6/8 correct!
Could You Pass 8th Grade History?
You Are 48% Healthy
Your diet is healthier than the average American diet - but that's not saying much!
You already know what's good for you. Just eat more of it.
How Healthy Is Your Diet?
You Are 77% Grown Up, 23% Kid
Congratulations, you are definitely quite emotionally mature.
Although you have your moments of moodiness, you're usually stable and level headed.
How Emotionally Mature Are You?
You Are Elmo
Sweet and innocent, you expect everyone to adore you. And they usually do!
You are usually feeling: Talkative. You've got tons of stories to tell. And when you aren't talking, you're laughing.
You are famous for: Being popular, though no one knows why. Middle aged women especially like you.
How you life your life: With an open heart. "Elmo loves you!"
The Sesame Street Personality Quiz
You Are 56% Cynical
Yes, you are cynical, but more than anything, you're a realist.
You see what's screwed up in the world, but you also take time to remember what's right.
How Cynical Are You?
You Are 52% Gentleman
Generally you act like a gentleman, but sometimes you're careless with your manners.
Most people know that you're trying your best - and that's usually good enough.
Are You A Gentleman?
Your Aura is Blue
Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life.
You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships.
The purpose of your life: showing love to other people
Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah
Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor
What Color Is Your Aura?
You Are 33% Selfish
In general, you are a very giving person who treats others very well.
But at times, you insist on getting your way - when it matters most to you.
How Selfish Are You?
Your Love Style is Storge
For you, love and friendship are almost the same thing
And your love tends to be the enduring, long lasting kind
(You've been known to still have connections with exes)
But sometimes your love is not the most passionate
Leap before you look, and you'll find that fire you crave
What's Your Love Style?
Your Pirate Name Is...
Captain Firecrotch
What's Your Pirate Name?
Your Quirk Factor: 63%
You're so quirky, it's hard for you to tell the difference between quirky and normal.
No doubt about it, there's little about you that's "normal" or "average."
How Quirky Are You?
You Are Rain
You can be warm and sexy. Or cold and unwelcoming.
Either way, you slowly bring out the beauty around you.
You are best known for: your touch
Your dominant state: changing
What Type of Weather Are You?
Your Bumper Sticker Should Be
Barbie is not a slut - her legs won't open
What Bumper Sticker Should Be On Your Car?
Who Should Paint You: Andy Warhol
You've got an interested edge that would be reflected in any portrait
You don't need any fancy paint techniques to stand out from the crowd!
What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?
You Failed 8th Grade Geography
Sorry, you only got 5/10 correct!
Could You Pass 8th Grade Geography?
People Envy Your Ingenuity
You're a person with unique ideas, big plans, and a zany outlook on life. Many people look to you for inspiration.
People envy your creativity and "who cares?" attitude. They feel very ordinary next to you - and they usually are!
What Do People Envy About You?
You Are 92% Happy
It's unlikely that you know anyone happier than you.
You know how to be happy, no matter what life throws at you.
How Happy Are You?
What You Really Think Of Your FriendsJessa is your soulmate.You truly love Raymond.You consider Berqy your true friend.You know that Steven is always thinking of you.You'll remember Megan for the rest of your life.You secretly think Jimi is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times.You secretly think that Elizabeth is colorful, impulsive, and a total risk taker.You secretly think that Bea Jones is loyal and trustworthy to you. And that Bea Jones changes lovers faster than underwear.You secretly think My Mom is shy and nonconfrontational. And that My Mom has a hidden internet romance.
What Do You Think of Your Friends? HAHAHAHA!
ok now i'm done with that!