Can't you see? You'll suck their blood and they'll pay us obscene amounts of money for your services!"
"That true?"
"Trust me," Anya said with conviction. "Human stupidity has no bounds".
:: dies :: Anya, Anya
"I'm over her," he announced proudly. "I don't give a damn about the Slayer. She can go to the college and find a new wanker like Parker or Riley. She can even invite a bunch of male strippers now, with all her money, I don't care!"
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
"The kidnapping of famous beauty expert Spike the Magnificent had shocked the community," a pretty female newscaster was reporting. "Several hours ago he was rescued by an anti-terrorist team hired by his famous client Cordelia Chase. Unfortunately criminals seriously wounded their victim and took away his rejuvenating powers. According to Cordelia Chase' manager, Mr. Wyndam-Pryce, Spike the Magnificent's life is out of danger. He plans to go to Africa to get his powers back as soon as he's strong enough to undertake a long voyage. Hopefully Spike the Magnificent will get
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"That true?"
"Trust me," Anya said with conviction. "Human stupidity has no bounds".
:: dies :: Anya, Anya
"I'm over her," he announced proudly. "I don't give a damn about the Slayer. She can go to the college and find a new wanker like Parker or Riley. She can even invite a bunch of male strippers now, with all her money, I don't care!"
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
"The kidnapping of famous beauty expert Spike the Magnificent had shocked the community," a pretty female newscaster was reporting. "Several hours ago he was rescued by an anti-terrorist team hired by his famous client Cordelia Chase. Unfortunately criminals seriously wounded their victim and took away his rejuvenating powers. According to Cordelia Chase' manager, Mr. Wyndam-Pryce, Spike the Magnificent's life is out of danger. He plans to go to Africa to get his powers back as soon as he's strong enough to undertake a long voyage. Hopefully Spike the Magnificent will get ( ... )
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Anya, Anya
I love writing Anya so much. She's so blunt and honest. You can't go over the top when you write her.
He's not wrong, those two crazy kids.
Wesley is a romantic at heart. Hopefully, in this universe he'll find happiness with Fred.
"applauds"
*curtseys*
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I'm so happy the story works for you. I was wondering if I went too far with snark...
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Paris Hilton is livid with envy. LOL!
Love each moment of this. Such a fun ride.
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Win awards, eh?
*goes back to read again*
It's like an organ recital in my eye socket and everyone's invited! Uh...
Truly, seriously, overpoweringly lovable.
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It's such a high praise - I feel a bit embarrassed. Thank you so much for your kind words - I'm so happy you liked my silly story.
Love your avatar. One of the best moments on AtS :)))
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