The mullet effect is never okay.
The post-Writercon gender essay is now over 3000 words long. I am referring to it as a treatise. If I keep mentioning it, I'm going to have to post it, which is why I keep bringing it up.
Also, I have finished writing my first Kradam fic. Longhand. I am waiting until the repetitive stress pain in my shoulder dies down before I type it up. Also waiting until my New Fandom Terror dies down.
If you have any interest in writercon whatsoever, you should take their survey. They seem to want responses from people who didn't attend as well as those who did.
In the meantime, meme results! 3 pieces of sexual trivia about characters I've written. Two of you were meanies and asked about Buffyverse characters who barely reside in my head anymore.
For executrix, Fred Burkle:
- Was genuinely in love with Gunn. In AUs where she didn't die, she'll always love him a little.
- Totally bi for vampires.
- Always gets a little turned on by summation functions. And hyperbolae. There's something really sexy about infinity.
For espresso_addict, Wesley Wyndam-Price:
- Totally bi for anything.
- Still has his high school copy of Ovid's Metamorphoses in the original Latin, with all the really dirty parts dog-eared. Not that he needs the dog-ears, because the really good parts are permanently stuck together.
- Lilah once dug her stiletto heel into his thigh so hard it gouged through the skin and left a scar. After it healed, touching it made him hard.
For callmesandy, Tanith Belbin. (She also asked for Kris Allen, but that fandom's too new.)
- Actually skates better if she hooks up the night before.
- Does this thing at parties where she gets the gay boys drunk enough to make out with her. They think it's so she can blackmail them, but really, it just turns her on.
- When she needs to get that smoldery look in her eyes for a skating program, she imagines she's looking at Brooke.
Also, I have finished writing my first Kradam fic. Longhand. I am waiting until the repetitive stress pain in my shoulder dies down before I type it up. Also waiting until my New Fandom Terror dies down.
If you have any interest in writercon whatsoever, you should take their survey. They seem to want responses from people who didn't attend as well as those who did.
In the meantime, meme results! 3 pieces of sexual trivia about characters I've written. Two of you were meanies and asked about Buffyverse characters who barely reside in my head anymore.
For executrix, Fred Burkle:
- Was genuinely in love with Gunn. In AUs where she didn't die, she'll always love him a little.
- Totally bi for vampires.
- Always gets a little turned on by summation functions. And hyperbolae. There's something really sexy about infinity.
For espresso_addict, Wesley Wyndam-Price:
- Totally bi for anything.
- Still has his high school copy of Ovid's Metamorphoses in the original Latin, with all the really dirty parts dog-eared. Not that he needs the dog-ears, because the really good parts are permanently stuck together.
- Lilah once dug her stiletto heel into his thigh so hard it gouged through the skin and left a scar. After it healed, touching it made him hard.
For callmesandy, Tanith Belbin. (She also asked for Kris Allen, but that fandom's too new.)
- Actually skates better if she hooks up the night before.
- Does this thing at parties where she gets the gay boys drunk enough to make out with her. They think it's so she can blackmail them, but really, it just turns her on.
- When she needs to get that smoldery look in her eyes for a skating program, she imagines she's looking at Brooke.