Today in sports:
Me: The Pats have a deep bench. Much like the U.S. men's figure skating team.
thistle90: Yes, but I bet the Pats don't have as deep of throats.
Me: The only U.S. men's skater with a gag reflex is Ryan Bradley. And that's only because no one wants to look at him from the front.
In related news, Yu-Na Kim is the most adorable fag hag ever.