I. Can't. Stop. Yawning.
NEW HOUSEHOLD RULES FOR THE CAT
1. The human is not a trampoline. This rule is in effect any time the human is in the bed.
2. The human's bed is not a trampoline. This rule is also in effect any time the human is in the bed.
3. When in doubt (AND IF THE HUMAN IS IN THE GODDAMN BED), see Rules #1 and #2 above.
Thank you
Teh Management