Doctor Who 5.03: "Victory of the Daleks"
Some people are sick of the Daleks. I am not one of them.
Nor am I tired of episodes set in World War II. ("The Empty Child"/"The Doctor Dances" are my all-time favorites.)
SO ANYWAY, I MUST HAVE THAT DALEK "TO VICTORY" POSTER TO ADD TO MY WWII PROPAGANDA POSTER COLLECTION.
ALSO! CANDY-COLORED iDALEKS. STEVE JOBS WOULD APPROVE. I WANT THE BLUE ONE BECAUSE IT MATCHES MY KITCHEN. OKAY, NO ONE REALLY WANTS A DALEK, BUT THE NEW COLORS ARE VERY SHINY.
AND SPITFIRES IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! BRILLIANT! SPITFIRES-IN-SPACE IS RIGHT UP THERE WITH LIGHTSABER-DUEL-ON-LAVA-PLANET IN THE EXCELLENT IDEA DEPARTMENT. YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THIS IS TRUE.
THERE WAS SOME ANDROID WITH AN IRON MAN THINGY IN HIS CHEST, TOO, BUT THAT WAS INTERESTING MOSTLY BECAUSE IT GOT AMY TO SAY SHE FANCIED SOMEONE SHE KNEW SHE SHOULDN'T. (SERIOUSLY, AMY, I WOULDN'T. HE'S CUTE AND IT MAKES GOOD TV, BUT HOW LIKELY IS IT THAT YOU WILL END UP GETTING A HUMAN VERSION OF HIM TO MARRY YOU IN AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION IN SOME VOMITROCIOUSLY FANFICLIKE VERY SPECIAL EPISODE? NAH. TOO CHEESY. IT COULD NEVER HAPPEN.)
AND THERE WAS MORE OMINOUS CRACK AND STUFF ABOUT AMY'S FRAKKED-UP TIMELINE, WHICH WE HAVE ALL BEEN PONDERING. MORE CUPS, TOO. (DALEKS SERVING TEA WILL NEVER STOP BEING FUNNY. EVER.)
Nor am I tired of episodes set in World War II. ("The Empty Child"/"The Doctor Dances" are my all-time favorites.)
SO ANYWAY, I MUST HAVE THAT DALEK "TO VICTORY" POSTER TO ADD TO MY WWII PROPAGANDA POSTER COLLECTION.
ALSO! CANDY-COLORED iDALEKS. STEVE JOBS WOULD APPROVE. I WANT THE BLUE ONE BECAUSE IT MATCHES MY KITCHEN. OKAY, NO ONE REALLY WANTS A DALEK, BUT THE NEW COLORS ARE VERY SHINY.
AND SPITFIRES IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! BRILLIANT! SPITFIRES-IN-SPACE IS RIGHT UP THERE WITH LIGHTSABER-DUEL-ON-LAVA-PLANET IN THE EXCELLENT IDEA DEPARTMENT. YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THIS IS TRUE.
THERE WAS SOME ANDROID WITH AN IRON MAN THINGY IN HIS CHEST, TOO, BUT THAT WAS INTERESTING MOSTLY BECAUSE IT GOT AMY TO SAY SHE FANCIED SOMEONE SHE KNEW SHE SHOULDN'T. (SERIOUSLY, AMY, I WOULDN'T. HE'S CUTE AND IT MAKES GOOD TV, BUT HOW LIKELY IS IT THAT YOU WILL END UP GETTING A HUMAN VERSION OF HIM TO MARRY YOU IN AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION IN SOME VOMITROCIOUSLY FANFICLIKE VERY SPECIAL EPISODE? NAH. TOO CHEESY. IT COULD NEVER HAPPEN.)
AND THERE WAS MORE OMINOUS CRACK AND STUFF ABOUT AMY'S FRAKKED-UP TIMELINE, WHICH WE HAVE ALL BEEN PONDERING. MORE CUPS, TOO. (DALEKS SERVING TEA WILL NEVER STOP BEING FUNNY. EVER.)