The Clone Wars: Voyage of Temptation
SO OBI-WAN WAS TOTALLY GETTING IT ON WITH SATINE BACK IN THE DAY WHEN HE AND QUI-GON SPENT A WHOLE YEAR PROTECTING HER ON THE RUN. AS IN, THIS SHIT IS ACTUAL CANON, NOT JUST MY FANGIRLISHNESS TALKING.
AND ANAKIN REALLY THINKS THEY SHOULD BE DOING IT AGAIN. LIKE, TO A COMPLETELY PERVY DEGREE. I GUESS ANAKIN ALREADY KNOWS ALL ABOUT THE FORBIDDEN SEXING OF ARISTOCRATIC WOMEN, YES? AND ABOUT HOW DANGER = ROMANCE! PLUS THERE'S HIS GENERAL DOUCHEY FRATBOYISHNESS TO TAKE INTO ACCOUNT. SO IT ALL MAKES SENSE.
SATINE HAS ALWAYS LOVED OBI-WAN. THIS TOTALLY MEANS SHE'S GOING TO GET DEAD OR TURN OUT TO BE EVOL, DOESN'T IT?
AND HOW ABOUT OBI-WAN BEING ALL, "IF YOU'D JUST SAID SOMETHING AT THE TIME, I WOULD HAVE SAID, 'SCREW THIS JEDI BULLSHIT!' AND LEFT THE ORDER TO BE WITH YOU." OH. EM. EFF. GEE.
ETA: AND LIMINALIZ'S POST REMINDED ME ABOUT THE UTTER GLORY OF ANAKIN'S VADER MOMENT AT THE END WHEN IT WAS ALL WHO'S GOING TO BE THE COLDBLOODED KILLER DUN DUN DUN! AND YOU'RE WAITING FOR OBI-WAN OR SATINE TO MUSTER THE RESOLVE TO OFF THE BAD GUY BEFORE HE COULD BLOW UP THE SHIP AND EVERYONE ON IT, AND THEN ANAKIN SNEAKS UP FROM BEHIND AND VERY CASUALLY STABS THE GUY THROUGH THE BACK AND IS ALL "HI GUYS! WHAT?"
ONE OF MY FAVORITE EPISODES EVER. YOU GUYS KNOW WHY.